Today's funny

Just had a boy come in with complaint of head ache and seeing unicorns.

Kid: Is that normal?

Me: only if you live in a land far, far away, or on XYZ street

Kid: That's my street

Me: I know, I had to stop for a herd of unicorns crossing this morning just past your house.

Kid: You know I was just joking around

Me: I was serious!

Kid walked out after taking his meds giggling

Teacher called wanting to know what I have that kid, he came back talking about unicorns...I know NOTHING!

I have a bathroom in my clinic. I had to go pee. I was getting ready to flush when I heard kids walk into my clinic and say, "She isn't in here...let's go look for her." I never moved. I was like a ninja. They left. Let the game Marco Polo begin!!

Also, a kindergartner today asked me if I was an expert of the body and I said, "I think a doctor is more of an expert than a nurse." She yelled out, "I had surgery on my butt!" Perfect! Oy vey.

I have a bathroom in my clinic. I had to go pee. I was getting ready to flush when I heard kids walk into my clinic and say, "She isn't in here...let's go look for her." I never moved. I was like a ninja. They left. Let the game Marco Polo begin!!

My students just scream my name through the bathroom door. I can never pee in peace.

My students just scream my name through the bathroom door. I can never pee in peace.

Yes! lol Most of the time they will stand by the door and knock. I'm pretty sure I come out of that bathroom like a banshee ready hurt someone.

You all are brave - with the way my kiddos pee all over the place, I wouldn't use the bathroom in my health office unless I had on a hazmut suit! Luckily, one of the staff bathrooms is close by.

Obviously, I go in there periodically with Lysol wipes and spray and clean it but I still won't use that bathroom. Besides, aren't we as nurses never supposed to take the time to pee or eat? LOL

THIS is funny, post #799:

https://allnurses.com/psychiatric-nursing/jacob-rockstar-rn-979458-page62.html

love it, Farawyn, i had a rough night -i needed a kick start this morn.

I had a kindergartener with a persistent stomach ache yesterday---not a frequent flyer, so I was trying to decide if he could try to make it to the end of the day or if I needed to send him home.

Me: "How do you usually go home?"

Kid: "Usually with a headache"

Me: "..........Me too".

I had a kindergartener with a persistent stomach ache yesterday---not a frequent flyer, so I was trying to decide if he could try to make it to the end of the day or if I needed to send him home.

Me: "How do you usually go home?"

Kid: "Usually with a headache"

Me: "..........Me too".

I went home with one yesterday.

I cured it with wine.

I went home with one yesterday.

I cured it with wine.

I have a date with Mr. Moscato tonight.

I never moved. I was like a ninja. They left. Let the game Marco Polo begin!!

How did he make those comic book covers??? So great!