This is a placenta...

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Trying to be empathetic, but I. Just. Can't.

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I dunno about everybody else but placentas (while amazing as y'all have pointed out) are also....creepy/gross to me for some reason.

Surely that cannot be the most memorable part of having a child.........

I would rather see someone cut open from top to bottom than see a placenta :barf02:

Or genital warts, funky toenails, pustules, you name it...placentas not so much!! LOL

I would rather see someone cut open from top to bottom than see a placenta :barf02:

Or genital warts, funky toenails, pustules, you name it...placentas not so much!! LOL

:lol2:

Just to be clear...this is not one of my patients. This is a random, anonymous, (questionable) photo that I found on the internet. While googling placentas...

A friend of mine thought I'd committed a major HIPPA violation (by taking a picture of my patient's breast placenta?--no idea how that would come up in practice...)

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
I wish I knew what the writing said. But why? Why why why? That so doesn't translate well to a tattoo. It looks like an alien.

I can't read the first one but it's a list of names. "..., Elliot, Paighton, Belle, Juniper Dae.

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Though quite artistically rendered, it is quite possibly one of the most grotesque and inexplicable tattoos I have ever seen!

I believe the name looks like Todd or Telo?? Looks as if these are the names of her 3 children. I just tried googling "placenta tattoos" and I was quite surprised to learn that there are more people that have gotten this done.

For what it's worth, this person might actually have a reason for getting this particular tattoo. Most people just walk in a pick a butterfly off the wall!

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This is also a placenta.

Oh internet, why have you forsaken me?

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

What's next? Deep-Fried, Stuffed Placenta-Cakes?

(I know there a folks very into placenta's uses, which are quite "meaningful" and "symbolic" but I just have to say, this is kind of a gross thread.)

What's next? Deep-Fried, Stuffed Placenta-Cakes?

(I know there a folks very into placenta's uses, which are quite "meaningful" and "symbolic" but I just have to say, this is kind of a gross thread.)

Placentas are actually taken home and eaten by families in some cultures...

We've had moms come back and bring us baked goods made with breast milk. Hoping that placenta pancakes aren't to follow.

You're right. This is getting gross. Surprised AN shut us down yet.

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Hoping that placenta pancakes aren't to follow.

Be mo' beddah to chop it up, fry it with onions and sage, then stuff the umbilical cord like sausage.

I can't even believe I just wrote that. Now I am grossing myself out. ICK!

Be mo' beddah to chop it up, fry it with onions and sage, then stuff the umbilical cord like sausage.

I can't even believe I just wrote that. Now I am grossing myself out. ICK!

:lol2: Ah. Inappropriate nurse humor.

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This is also a placenta.

Oh internet, why have you forsaken me?

I like the Pepsi that is mere inches from the blood streaked counter area..

Why waste a perfectly good placenta on painting when it could have been dinner???

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