46 Things Women Can't Do

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time to even up the score!

46 things women can't do

1/ know anything about a car except its colour

2/ understand a film plot

3/ go 24 hours without sending a text message

4/ lift

5/ throw

6/ run

7/ park

8/ read a map

9/ rob a bank

10/ sit still

11/ tell a joke

12/ play pool

13/ pay for dinner

14/ eat a kebab while walking

15/ argue without shouting

16/ get told off without crying

17/ understand fruit machines

18/ walk past a shoe shop

19/ make a decent bacon sandwich

20/ not comment on strangers clothes

21/ use small amounts of toilet paper

22/ let you sleep with a hang over

23/ drink a pint gracefully

24/ get a round in

25/ throw a punch

26/ do magic

27/ like your friends

28/ eat a really hot curry

29/ get to the point

0/ buy plain envelopes

31/ take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

32/ sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " i'm cold "

33/ go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34/ avoid credit card debt

35/ dive into a pool

36/ assemble furniture

37/ set a video recorder

38/ not try change you

39/ watch a war film

40/ understand why flirting results in violence

41/ spend a day by themselves

42/ go to the toilet by themselves

43/ buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44/ choose a video quickly

45/fart

46/ get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

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46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

hehehehehe

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2/ understand a film plot

11/ tell a joke

29/ get to the point

...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

(oh....p.s. to j'nette -- please check out no. 11. :) )

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46 Things Women Can't Do..............Yes but you missed one:-

47. Lower a toilet seat without noise or comment.

:rotfl:

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:rotfl: Very cute. I can do #5.,#23, #25...usually as a result of #23...so omit #23. I can also do #45...but I will always laugh about it or try to blame the deed on someone else. Pam

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To be fair, here's the other side of the coin...things that men can't do:

1. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.

2. Make a bed.

3. Fill and run the dishwasher.

4. Find a matching pair of socks.

5. Go to the grocery without buying junk food.

6. Shop.

7. Clean a bathroom.

8. Throw away an empty milk jug.

9. Go out for *one* drink.

10. Sit still through an entire movie.

11. Watch tv without constantly checking what's on the other channels.

12. Shave without getting hair everywhere.

13. Understand why you don't need to beat up everyone who annoys you.

14. Put dirty clothes in the hamper.

15. Fold clean clothes.

16. Hang up wet towels.

17. Read instructions.

18. Wrap a gift.

19. Get through an entire day without talking about sports or cars.

20. Try to fix something without hitting it first.

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To be fair, here's the other side of the coin...

What a sec, Sag! :nono:

You're now exhibiting a variation of behavior No. 46.

Your post maybe merits a whole new thread. This one already has a theme. :specs:

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What a sec, Sag! :nono:

You're now exhibiting a variation of behavior No. 46.

Your post maybe merits a whole new thread. This one already has a theme. :specs:

:imbar :rotfl: :imbar

Guilty as charged!!!!!

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3. Fill and run the dishwasher.

This should properly read, "Find, fill and run the dishwasher."

Also, there should be a 3b.

3b. *Completely* empty and put away *all* contents of dishwasher.

(For many of us of the alternate gender persuasion, this might constitute some *eek* job security...... LOL!)

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46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

You got ONE correct, anyway. One out of 46......... hmmmmm... pretty sorry score, IMO. :rotfl:

These were good. I've always gotten a rise out of good fiction.

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i know how to:

8/ read a map

13/ pay for dinner

34/ avoid credit card debt

36/ assemble furniture

37/ set a video recorder

41/ spend a day by myself

things i can't do:

shop in a department store and not look for the clearance items

purchase food without looking at the nutrition facts (calories, fat, sodium, ...)

adding to things he can't do:

read a map

stop and ask for directions when he gets lost

use the computer

avoid credit card debt

balance the checkbook

compare prices to pay the lowest

[color=white].

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LOL. Ok. Most of them are not true so that makes #46 true.

I know cars

I can park. Forward and backwards

I understand plots in movies AND books

I don't cry during arguments

I go to the bathroom alone

And many others...

But what the heck is a fruit machine?

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