time to even up the score!
46 things women can't do
1/ know anything about a car except its colour
2/ understand a film plot
3/ go 24 hours without sending a text message
4/ lift
5/ throw
6/ run
7/ park
8/ read a map
9/ rob a bank
10/ sit still
11/ tell a joke
12/ play pool
13/ pay for dinner
14/ eat a kebab while walking
15/ argue without shouting
16/ get told off without crying
17/ understand fruit machines
18/ walk past a shoe shop
19/ make a decent bacon sandwich
20/ not comment on strangers clothes
21/ use small amounts of toilet paper
22/ let you sleep with a hang over
23/ drink a pint gracefully
24/ get a round in
25/ throw a punch
26/ do magic
27/ like your friends
28/ eat a really hot curry
29/ get to the point
0/ buy plain envelopes
31/ take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
32/ sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " i'm cold "
33/ go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
34/ avoid credit card debt
35/ dive into a pool
36/ assemble furniture
37/ set a video recorder
38/ not try change you
39/ watch a war film
40/ understand why flirting results in violence
41/ spend a day by themselves
42/ go to the toilet by themselves
43/ buy a purse that fits in your pocket
44/ choose a video quickly
45/fart
46/ get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN
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That must be an Aussie thang.
As in "bung them all up in the fruit machine and turn it on." :)
(Please help me, Farky. Flyin' by the seat of me pants here.)