46 Things Women Can't Do

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time to even up the score!

46 things women can't do

1/ know anything about a car except its colour

2/ understand a film plot

3/ go 24 hours without sending a text message

4/ lift

5/ throw

6/ run

7/ park

8/ read a map

9/ rob a bank

10/ sit still

11/ tell a joke

12/ play pool

13/ pay for dinner

14/ eat a kebab while walking

15/ argue without shouting

16/ get told off without crying

17/ understand fruit machines

18/ walk past a shoe shop

19/ make a decent bacon sandwich

20/ not comment on strangers clothes

21/ use small amounts of toilet paper

22/ let you sleep with a hang over

23/ drink a pint gracefully

24/ get a round in

25/ throw a punch

26/ do magic

27/ like your friends

28/ eat a really hot curry

29/ get to the point

0/ buy plain envelopes

31/ take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

32/ sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " i'm cold "

33/ go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34/ avoid credit card debt

35/ dive into a pool

36/ assemble furniture

37/ set a video recorder

38/ not try change you

39/ watch a war film

40/ understand why flirting results in violence

41/ spend a day by themselves

42/ go to the toilet by themselves

43/ buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44/ choose a video quickly

45/fart

46/ get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.
... what the heck is a fruit machine?

That must be an Aussie thang.

As in "bung them all up in the fruit machine and turn it on." :)

(Please help me, Farky. Flyin' by the seat of me pants here.)

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Oh....P.S. to J'nette -- Please check out No. 11. :) )

HEY !!! I just saw this !

That's it... no more jokes for Larry !!! Don't like me funnies, eh? Well, you just put my jokes on your ignore list, Pal !

See if YOU ever laugh again ! :uhoh21: :p

Add to the OTHER list (men's) :

Appreciate good humour ! :chuckle

Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.
HEY !!! I just saw this !

Whoa, J!!! Very concerned about you. :)

That post was days ago and you're just picking up on it now!!!

Not like you, at all, to be so "slow on the uptake!"

Please resume the ginkgo. It's obviously not working for you to do without. :wink2:

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Whoa, J!!! Very concerned about you. :)

That post was days ago and you're just picking up on it now!!!

Not like you, at all, to be so "slow on the uptake!"

Please resume the ginkgo. It's obviously not working for you to do without. :wink2:

Heh... guess I've just been too busy running my mouth elsewhere... :imbar :D

Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.
That must be an Aussie thang.

As in "bung them all up in the fruit machine and turn it on." :)

(Please help me, Farky. Flyin' by the seat of me pants here.)

A fruit machine (English term) is a poker machine(Aussie term) or slot machine (American term)

Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.
A fruit machine (English term) is a poker machine(Aussie term) or slot machine (American term)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Love your vocabulary! Keep teaching us.

:rotfl: you know women all too well :rotfl:

you forgot my favorite-

forgot where we parked and where we put our keys

Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

Thanks for helping us, Ang!

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