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Best thing ever thought of tonight:
Prank call your sister hospital with inappropriate health related questions! Literally almost peed my pants from laughing so hard!
We had a co worker one night pretend she put a foley in herself and put apple juice in the tubing and bag. Proceeded to drink apple juice out of bottom of foley bag and said "wow my urine is sweet maybe I am diabetic." Had another co worker believing she drank her own urine.
One night one of our Arabic co workers wrote everyone name on the board in Arabic. A doc walked up and asked who has room xxx and we looked at the phone number by the name and said M has that room. He asked if the names were written in Arabic and J said "Nope dr they are written in English." The doc just shook his head and laughed and walked away.
Another co worker put a bedpan on the desk at work with kleenex in it and some curry soup and it looked like poop.
We had a doc who wrote for a bag of chips stat and we sent the order to pharmacy and thought they would call us and ask us what was going on but no one called us. We were disappointed.
We have called bed board and had fake pt sent to the beeper with every diagnosis under the sun and in isolation.
We had a co worker one night pretend she put a foley in herself and put apple juice in the tubing and bag. Proceeded to drink apple juice out of bottom of foley bag and said "wow my urine is sweet maybe I am diabetic." Had another co worker believing she drank her own urine.One night one of our Arabic co workers wrote everyone name on the board in Arabic. A doc walked up and asked who has room xxx and we looked at the phone number by the name and said M has that room. He asked if the names were written in Arabic and J said "Nope dr they are written in English." The doc just shook his head and laughed and walked away.
Another co worker put a bedpan on the desk at work with kleenex in it and some curry soup and it looked like poop.
We had a doc who wrote for a bag of chips stat and we sent the order to pharmacy and thought they would call us and ask us what was going on but no one called us. We were disappointed.
We have called bed board and had fake pt sent to the beeper with every diagnosis under the sun and in isolation.
Omg, I'm totally going to do the foley trick!
As a farewell gift to a TPPP nurse during my month long hospital stay myself and another nurse were plotting how I could make this guys last day hell. We came up with apple juice in a yellow top (post cath urine sample), buzzing the call bell every 10mins and an out of character handover saying I had been agitated, swearing etc....I was one day post op after brain surgery
floridaRN38
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Take a urine specimen cup. But we put a white/clearish soap in it. Told the charge nurse when we asked the old man of a "specimen" he gave us this!! So it looked like he jerked off and gave us seamen instead!! Gets them every time !!
Or melt chocolate in a specimen cup and leave it on the desk at the nurses station opened!! Hehehe!! Fun times