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This may have been done before but I would like to hear about some off the wall orders you've seen MD's write...
Here are a couple from me...
Give 2mg Coumadin qd and prn :uhoh21:
Zantac 150mg q6hours and prn
I have more too but need to think:lol2:
One doc wrote an order: "MUST say hello to the patient in bed 2 before speaking to the person in bed 1."
They were married to eachother and patient 2 complained that we always said hi to her husband first.
Another one: doc writes "Stop all oxygen." "Do you mean supplementary oxygen, doctor?" "NO...all of it!" "Would you like me to put my hand over the patient's mouth and nose so they get absolutely NO oxygen???"
YIKES
Well you learn new things all the time. I haven't came across a patient that desired one... but it makes sense (I guess) that a patient is really sore or knows they will be up a lot (due to diuresis) and would like a foley to assist. :)... with major diuresis that would probably be a good thing.Like I said before, I really did not know about caffeine medically but it totally makes sense. Just curious, why do you give it to premature infants? I have never worked with babies before.
IV or PO caffeine is given to premature infants to help decrease apnea and bradycardia episodes.
Jayme
We once had a dr. order Malox, and the RN, (from out of country original) gave it IV> actually drew it up in a syringe, and put it in an IV, and it was dripping when I found it.
Would that not harm the patient???? Wow, I knew I was afraid to be admited before...but now I am really afraid.:uhoh21:
One doc wrote an order: "MUST say hello to the patient in bed 2 before speaking to the person in bed 1."They were married to eachother and patient 2 complained that we always said hi to her husband first.
Another one: doc writes "Stop all oxygen." "Do you mean supplementary oxygen, doctor?" "NO...all of it!" "Would you like me to put my hand over the patient's mouth and nose so they get absolutely NO oxygen???"
YIKES
In C.C. Tx we call that pillow therapy.......haven't actually given it, but had a couple patients that could have used it......
I worked in a drug and etoh inpatient detox where we had to verify all the pts meds on admission and call them in to whoever was covering (who was usually clueless about detox and defer to the admit nurse). So one night a girl comes in and along with her meds she has dial soap that she is adamant she has to use due to severe allergy to facility toiletries. Per policy, we need an order for this. So I'm calling the MD, reading off Seroquel 50mg QHS, Keflex 500mg QID, and may use own soap... the doc gets really silent and then starts to laugh and says "May use own dope? Well, that's a new one but I guess if that's what you usually do..."
MadisonsMomRN, BSN, RN
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That is too funny