The worst or strangest orders you have seen...

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This may have been done before but I would like to hear about some off the wall orders you've seen MD's write...

Here are a couple from me...

Give 2mg Coumadin qd and prn :uhoh21:

Zantac 150mg q6hours and prn

I have more too but need to think:lol2:

Specializes in Addictions, Corrections, QA/Education.
I had a resident write this order...

Please make patient better BID and PRN

That is too funny

Specializes in Stepdown progressive care.

Just got an order last night on my icu transfer to please provide toothbrush and toothpaste. lol!!

Specializes in Gerontology, Med surg, Home Health.

One doc wrote an order: "MUST say hello to the patient in bed 2 before speaking to the person in bed 1."

They were married to eachother and patient 2 complained that we always said hi to her husband first.

Another one: doc writes "Stop all oxygen." "Do you mean supplementary oxygen, doctor?" "NO...all of it!" "Would you like me to put my hand over the patient's mouth and nose so they get absolutely NO oxygen???"

YIKES

Well you learn new things all the time. I haven't came across a patient that desired one... but it makes sense (I guess) that a patient is really sore or knows they will be up a lot (due to diuresis) and would like a foley to assist. :)... with major diuresis that would probably be a good thing.

Like I said before, I really did not know about caffeine medically but it totally makes sense. Just curious, why do you give it to premature infants? I have never worked with babies before.

IV or PO caffeine is given to premature infants to help decrease apnea and bradycardia episodes.

Jayme

Specializes in Nursing Home, Dementia units, & Hospital.
We once had a dr. order Malox, and the RN, (from out of country original) gave it IV> actually drew it up in a syringe, and put it in an IV, and it was dripping when I found it.

Would that not harm the patient???? Wow, I knew I was afraid to be admited before...but now I am really afraid.:uhoh21:

Specializes in Nursing Home, Dementia units, & Hospital.
One doc wrote an order: "MUST say hello to the patient in bed 2 before speaking to the person in bed 1."

They were married to eachother and patient 2 complained that we always said hi to her husband first.

Another one: doc writes "Stop all oxygen." "Do you mean supplementary oxygen, doctor?" "NO...all of it!" "Would you like me to put my hand over the patient's mouth and nose so they get absolutely NO oxygen???"

YIKES

In C.C. Tx we call that pillow therapy.......haven't actually given it, but had a couple patients that could have used it......

Specializes in Spinal Cord injuries, Emergency+EMS.
In C.C. Tx we call that pillow therapy.......haven't actually given it, but had a couple patients that could have used it......

thought it was called a 'pillow tolerance test' ... or maybe that;s just what we call it...

Specializes in Nursing Home, Dementia units, & Hospital.

Bug checks, cool........that one is good!!!!

Specializes in PMHNP.

Had an order for feminine hygiene products PRN. We made fun of the doc for this one!!

how about

prosac 10 mg daily when patient is on proscar 10 mg daily ,,,happy but can't pee ,,found it a week after order started ..

Specializes in Addictions, Corrections, QA/Education.

Maalox by IV... ugh! I hope everything turned out ok.

I worked in a drug and etoh inpatient detox where we had to verify all the pts meds on admission and call them in to whoever was covering (who was usually clueless about detox and defer to the admit nurse). So one night a girl comes in and along with her meds she has dial soap that she is adamant she has to use due to severe allergy to facility toiletries. Per policy, we need an order for this. So I'm calling the MD, reading off Seroquel 50mg QHS, Keflex 500mg QID, and may use own soap... the doc gets really silent and then starts to laugh and says "May use own dope? Well, that's a new one but I guess if that's what you usually do..."

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