Nurses Humor
Published Oct 19, 2002
Youda
703 Posts
~ The Perks of Being Over 40 ~
1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list.
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/over40.htm
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
4,388 Posts
:chuckle Thanx Youda ! So you really DID have a party last weekend, then? :roll
Heck, it's still going on. The only problem is that metamucil has clogged up the toilet . . .
:rotfl: :rotfl: Are you sure you didn't accidently try to flush a Depends? :imbar
Now you got me laughing so hard . . . my sides are hurting. There isn't a smilie big enough for this, but . . .
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Brownms46
1 Article; 2,394 Posts
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses
Heeeyyyyyy I almost resemble that remark....:chuckle
BadBird, BSN, RN
1,126 Posts
Hey you do know me, LOL!!!!
renerian, BSN, RN
5,693 Posts
Seems like the gospel truth to me lOLOLOLOL
renerian
Mkue
1,827 Posts
sooo true...lol
I love it !!:rotfl: :rotfl:
Thanks Youda!
OK, you senior citizens! Can you think of anymore?
You might be over 40 if . . .
If might be over 40 if you can't remember the last time anyone carded you.
donmurray
837 Posts
I can't even recall ever knowing what that is/was!