WHY? WHY? WHY?
Geez! Who comes up with this?
(sitting around the idea table)
Administrator/Government Official 1: Kids these days don't get enough exercise.
Administrator/Government Official 2: True, but what can we do?
A/GO 1: That's the million dollar question, isn't it.
A/GO 2: (drumming fingers on table) What to do? What to do? OH!!!! I'VE GOT IT!!!! We'll have them run until they drop once a year!
A/GO 1: BRILLIANT!!!! That will get them to exercise!
Meanwhile, back at the school.....
School Nurse: (sobbing silently and banging head on desk)