The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

I thought it was jumper cables we used when the AED is not available?? :bugeyes:

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Heh heh, you said trouser snake.

:rotfl:

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Specializes in MPCU.
Absolutely. Just make sure your puppy sacrifices take place off hospital property, and on your own time. But feel free to share your beliefs with the elderly patients in your care...they LOVE that stuff ;)

and you have and tell your union rep. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

Those formite, mean people. forgot the second drinking game word. Or first, was it mean?

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Specializes in Gerontology.
and you have malpractice insurance and tell your union rep. I'm so sorry this happened to you.
It will be OK if you ask God to help you out. Besides that, if anyone gives you a hard time it's just because they are jealous of you!
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Heh heh, you said trouser snake.

I'm glad I'm not the only 12 year old boy in this thread.... :p

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I'm glad I'm not the only 12 year old boy in this thread.... :p
I was just about to post something to that effect.
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Damn. I wish I could be a harpy or a trollop.

Girls get to have all the fun :(

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Specializes in PACU.
Damn. I wish I could be a harpy or a trollop.

Girls get to have all the fun :(

Being a dirty not-quite old man is good enough. :cool:

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Specializes in being a Credible Source.
I'm hotter than you. I have hot flashes all day long!
Yeah, well... my fomite's bigger than your fomite!
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Specializes in Ortho Med\Surg.
Yeah well... my fomite's bigger than your fomite![/quote']

My fomite can beat up your fomite with it's hands tied behind it's back!

Wait, do fomites have hands and backs?? :confused:

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Darling, those plug ins are for the electric powered cars that all Canadians drive.

True story. Visiting Australian thought we had lots of electric cars because of the plug ins in the parkade.

But sure I don't see why in a pinch you couldn't stick a patients fingers in the sockets!

Electric cars are un-American; everybody knows that.

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Speaking of rodents, etc

There was teeny, tiny spider in one of the MARs folders that other night. I was the only one brave enough to kill it. Everyone else was standing a million miles away freaking out. It was smaller than the nail on my pinky finger!

Uhm, if that spider was anywhere near the size of your little finger, I would have been screaming.

When I worked in the ED, I had a spider drop down in front of my face. I started screaming. The doc came busting out of the on-call room, thinking that something horrible had happened. He was not amused when he found out it was all over spider, and he was even more unhappy when I told him I stomped on it. He said he would have taken it outside. Great, so it could hook up with another spider and make 10,000,000 baby spiders.

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