The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
The same questions that have probably been asked over and over since the dawn of DWI's, NCLEX and stupidity....the only difference is that 20-30 years ago you didn't have the internet to display such questions for the whole world to see.

So...yeah....

I'm still going with my theory of nursing today mirroring the Roman Empire.

Good times.

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I'm cracking up already!

That thread was my absolute favorite.

We can start it again... but who wants to count the number of posts before we all get called "mean" again?

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
1. Do you deserve to be a nurse?

2. Are you truly stupid? Then, no.

3. Start over, please. Because you need more education.

And I have a very low tolerance for whining. No matter who you are.

A little filler - -1. how many times were you possibly DUI before you got caught?

2. big difference in an occassional goof-up or constantly being unawares

3. you are scaring me. Just what is the problem??

Sorry, just my take on these issues......

Wanted to give you a "Like" for this, but the system won't let me.

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"Do I have to wear the school uniform? It makes me look fat."

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No, I know what we can do. Every time we get called mean we all have to do a shot (booze, coffee, what ever...)

Just like playing "Hi Bob" in college. That was a long time ago, but the old bats will remember that game.

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No, I know what we can do. Every time we get called mean we all have to do a shot (booze, coffee, what ever...)Just like playing "Hi Bob" in college. That was a long time ago, but the old bats will remember that game.
cracking out the wine bottle now.
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I'm still going with my theory of nursing today mirroring the Roman Empire.

Good times.

Rock on :D:up:

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I'm still going with my theory of nursing today mirroring the Roman Empire.

Good times.

Nursing still has a shot with the Eastern Roman Empire, we just leave the Western one to rot.

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Always nice to know where the wind of nursing blowing from one minute to the next..... Some of this is revealing, thinking that nurses believe they are too dumb to be a nurse, and being a repeat NCLEX taker, somehow prevents you from being a nurse, well folks, you can keep taking that test until you passed, and you will be the best test taker by the end. The best nurse comes only with experience.

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Specializes in Chemo.

Some times :banghead: :madface: :rotfl::confused: and :zzzzz

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Specializes in ER.

I had a patient in triage the other day who said he had always wanted to be an RN. He said "I'm not particularly smart but I have read a lot of Stephen King novels and am good with my hands". I did not really want to know where he was headed with that comment! So maybe nursing and serial killers have a lot in common ?????

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I'm still going with my theory of nursing today mirroring the Roman Empire.

Good times.

I've got my money on the Vandals.

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