The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

I see we are starting to move on from "old nurses eat their young" to a new thread about how sometimes experienced nurses are not as smart as the young nurses.

ah, but if you don't post on it, I can't FIND it...

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Specializes in Gerontology.
ah, but if you don't post on it, I can't FIND it...

hint - the words "experienced" and "young" are in the title. Its in this forum!

I am NOT touching that thread with a ten foot pole - I'll get myself into trouble for sure.

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
hint - the words "experienced" and "young" are in the title. Its in this forum!

I am NOT touching that thread with a ten foot pole - I'll get myself into trouble for sure.

Actually, it's not experienced. But it's close. Someone just can't check their spelling.

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Specializes in Gerontology.
Actually, it's not experienced. But it's close. Someone just can't check their spelling.

Did not even notice that. Guess that is why I'll never get a job as a proof reader!

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"im getting all the right ones,, but i live in florida.. is it still valid here???.. im still very nourvous.. could there be a false positive.. i know im freaking out .. but this is a big deal.. please what else can i expect.. should i just keep checking it.. i only took it lke 3hrs ago.. is there a posibility that it can change???

lmk

:eek::madface::crying2:"

i decided not to respond. my head would explode. then i'd be in danger of freaking out. and that would be a big deal. wouldn't want anyone to get nourvous.

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an afterthought...had originally started typing this on the Satanic thread, but since that's likely to close and since I don't particularly want nosiebodies searching key words...

here's a thought: since we know that the Diabetic Coma in a Glass (we'll stick with the name?) is actually triple sec and watermelon-strawberry Kool-Aid, perhaps it should be on the rocks?

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Specializes in Med Surg.
I would like to bring my cats.
That's what my job is missing--cats! How amazing would that be?
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an afterthought...had originally started typing this on the Satanic thread, but since that's likely to close and since I don't particularly want nosiebodies searching key words...

here's a thought: since we know that the Diabetic Coma in a Glass (we'll stick with the name?) is actually triple sec and watermelon-strawberry Kool-Aid, perhaps it should be on the rocks?

FROZEN! Yum.

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
an afterthought...had originally started typing this on the Satanic thread, but since that's likely to close and since I don't particularly want nosiebodies searching key words...

here's a thought: since we know that the Diabetic Coma in a Glass (we'll stick with the name?) is actually triple sec and watermelon-strawberry Kool-Aid, perhaps it should be on the rocks?

Actually, it could be incorporated into one heck of a jello shot.

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Thread Title:

"I love being a Post Apocalyptic VooDoo Zombie worshiper nurse"

I know not everyone has the same beliefs as me. I got into nursing to help and heal people.

What do y'all think?????

Really

Well, we do stick sharp objects into people. But more importantly, if you're a zombie, do you eat your young?

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hint - the words "experienced" and "young" are in the title. Its in this forum!

I am NOT touching that thread with a ten foot pole - I'll get myself into trouble for sure.

Oh gawd. I'm never going to get off this computer.

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Hey! I've made Silver! Yay me.

Welcome to the club! I can say that cause I just went silver the other day. All because of mockery.

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