The Cardiologist

Nurses Humor



A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart

covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following

the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then

closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes

stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own

funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.

Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.


live4today, RN

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:chuckle :roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle


185 Posts

Now that is funny!!!


54 Posts

That is WAY funny!!!!!


566 Posts

Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.

:roll :chuckle :roll


799 Posts

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Does the proctologist get a H-U-G-H jar of K-Y jelly to facilitate his burial????? :rotfl: :rotfl:


159 Posts

Yeah, to make the transition smooth!

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