9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will WIN $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

We welcome everyone to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Don't forget to click LIKE. :D

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest

All I asked was, "Can I borrow your pen."

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Specializes in Peds ED, Peds Stem Cell Transplant, Peds.

"You ask her"

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Specializes in Medical-Surgical, Supervisory, HEDIS, IT.

So this is what she does after a patient throws his bedpan at her...

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Specializes in Lvn to RN, new grad med/surg.

"Um.. Now probably isn't the best time to ask for report."

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Specializes in SNF/LTC.

Right patient, right time, right hook?

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"... And here is the clinical portion of Dealing with Difficult Patients."

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

She joined the Stressbusters Club to help her deal with the daily shift life around here.

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

I sure do hope that's a punching bag and not a mattress folded in half. Is there someone in between there? Hey, has anyone seen....?

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Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest

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Specializes in Travel ER Psych.

"Did you get the memo? All nurses have to drink a protein shake and punch the bag for 20 minutes instead of eating lunch. They think it will promote stress relief and better overall health so we don't lose it on the patients."

"Yeah, I got it. But I keep wondering, where did they put the break room furniture?"

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Nurse retention at it's finest.

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I think this would be more effective if we put the administrators face on the bag dont you?

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will WIN $100!

nurse-caption-contest-9.gif

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

We welcome everyone to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Don't forget to click LIKE. :D

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