9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will WIN $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest

Specializes in telemetry.

She just learned that her assignment today consist of 3 pain seekers, 2 continuous bladder irrigation patients, and 1 total care who goes to the bathroom every 20 minutes.

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well !! we thought this is for suicidal patient . never know nurses are that stressed too

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

"I told her not to use that Sharpie on every patient's medicine baggie"

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

I think she may have misinterpreted what we meant by "blood return" in that IV start class.

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

I wonder if she knows the five rights are about administering medications and not about right hooks?

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"Miranda, your student nurse is here to apologize for spilling the patients bed pan on your cellphone. So, you will you please stop beating the bag senseless and face her for her apology."

(Man leans over to student and whispers) "She's just having a bad day, don't feel too bad about it. Oh, and just to be safe, keep an arms length distance."

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

Maybe we should tell her we were joking when we said we hid the coffee in there.

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

This is management's replacement for the CPR dummies they said were too expensive. On a positive note, I think she's got those compressions down now.

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

And those new grads were complaining about nurses EATING their young...

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...and this is our breakroom."

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

She must still be in orientation and misunderstood what they meant when they told her to punch out when her shift is over.

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

She must work psych!

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