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I work at a basic ER and my I had two drunk patients under involuntary psychiatric holds, a 50-year old woman who still cries "i want my mama" for a miniscule kidney stone, a lady with DKA (pH=6.8, Bicarb=3.3, glucose=1,257), a child who blew a hole into her thigh with 6cm of tunneling, full of soot, smelled of BBQ flesh, and was bubbling out water like a witches brew. Those were just my patients.
i work at a basic er and my i had two drunk patients under involuntary psychiatric holds, a 50-year old woman who still cries "i want my mama" for a miniscule kidney stone, a lady with dka (ph=6.8, bicarb=3.3, glucose=1,257), a child who blew a hole into her thigh with 6cm of tunneling, full of soot, smelled of bbq flesh, and was bubbling out water like a witches brew. those were just my patients.
i don't think i've ever seen a glucose that high or a bicarb that low! but the "bubbling out water like a witches brew" should have had a beverage alert attached. i'm wiping the water off my computer screen!
Boy, our 4th was completely benign in the Department, so much so that we were all commenting on it. One drunk, no fireworks injuries, no drownings, no traumas, no bad-picnic-food gastro, even... we were all waiting for the other shoe to drop. We thought "This can't possibly be right, a holiday weekend where no one has an emergency? What Bizarro World is this?"
And then I got out of the hospital, was on my way home from a barbecue, and had to stop and assist at a multiple MVC. Sigh... you knew it couldn't last!!
tk88
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4th of July is her!? For trauma, it's nearly the worst holliday of the year! It's hot, there are explosives, alcohol, and usually boats or Atvs involved... Lets hear the stories!!!!