Ten Reasons to Go to Work Naked

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Ten Reasons to Go to Work Naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy patients looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my change purse in my scrubs."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked: Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your face in here by 7:00!" ever again.

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

Hahahahaha!

Thanks!

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Ummm, NO. Too embarrassed here! LOL

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woo hoo! what a way to survive another texas summer....watch those bed rails though....LOL

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LOLOLOL...Always wondered what those naked dreams mean. Now, I'll probably have one tonight!

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OK -- May have numerous typos -- just 'cause I'm laughing so hard!! Am evoking some rather scary images with this one though!! EEW!!! :chuckle

Goddess that I am, (cough, cough, gag, gag) can already see the petitions forming, the techs covering patients eyes, the doctors rushing for tranquilizers to combat the mass hysteria.....:uhoh3:

Sure would liven the day up! Think I'll stick to the old fashioned way and keep the scrubs on -- in layers no less! :p

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woo hoo! what a way to survive another texas summer....watch those bed rails though....LOL

I know what you mean. Hey, with my current anatomy, the bed rails would be a HUGE safety risk. :rotfl:

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Specializes in MS Home Health.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bad hair day!!

renerian

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