Step away from the nursing forum...

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Step slowly away.

I've got the milk... :cheers: ...or beer, because AN only has the emoticon for beer. Or really frothy milk?

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Specializes in M/S, Travel Nursing, Pulmonary.
Oreos, baby...double stuffed for good measure.:D

Oreos are blah, and the double stuff variety tastes like lama puke.

When I got divorced, my wife actually said to me "You don't confide in me anymore. I bet those people in your chat rooms know more about how your day went than I do."

I resisted the urge to point out that "those people in your chat rooms" weren't insisting I go visit their bi-polar mothers, didn't bring up posts I made two years ago every day and listened when I hit the ignore button (well, they have no choice there but.........).

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Absolutely hiliarious the cat making the intervention I think he has peta on speed dial tsk tsk bad owner

Oh no I have to wait 20 seconds in between post maybe. I can create me another account with a pseudoname!

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Specializes in M/S, Travel Nursing, Pulmonary.
Absolutely hiliarious the cat making the intervention I think he has peta on speed dial tsk tsk bad owner

Oh no I have to wait 20 seconds in between post maybe. I can create me another account with a pseudoname!

Eh?

Cat? Making the intervention?

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Specializes in Emergency Dept. Trauma. Pediatrics.

I'm on here so much I log on as invisible so people can't see how much I am on. :|

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.

When I first read "step away..." it reminded me of having the living daylights scared out of me as a kid playing in the nearby hills - if you came upon a rattler you were supposed to "back slowly away the length of the rattlesnake and then run like hell!! :lol2: But really? How good is a scared- to-death 7 year old at estimating the length of a coiled rattlesnake?

Ahhhh no matter . . . you could double over in a cramp and die from swimming right after a meal then, too.

Since you all are here I must confess I sometimes go on "invisible mode" so I know how bad my addiction is but hoping no one else will notice??? I'm just so glad I shared that with the group.

and a one... and a two ....... and a threeeeeee :throcomp: :throcomp::throcomp: :throcomp:

just left the tint on my hair twice as long as I should have writing this oh lord please don't let my hair be fuschia thank you in advance amen

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

TOO funny!!!!! :fnypst:

I remember hearing that advice about rattlesnakes when I was growing up as well, and being just as confused by it. What made anyone think I was going to hang around long enough to ask the snake for its ID, let alone calculate its dimensions? :confused:

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.
TOO funny!!!!! :fnypst:

I remember hearing that advice about rattlesnakes when I was growing up as well, and being just as confused by it. What made anyone think I was going to hang around long enough to ask the snake for its ID, let alone calculate its dimensions? :confused:

They always explained that the snake can never lunge at you over it's height, so you aren't going to want to be a few inches short in your estimate and if you start to run too soon you'll scare it and it will bite you for sure!! So in my little head I imagined the snake launching itself like a harpoon at me and nipping at my sneakers as I tried to book it out of the Snake radius of death. Kids are funny!! Even when they were me!:)

Now the hills I played in are all paved and covered with houses. :-(

btw viva I am sorry for that note last week it was a cr***** of a week and I have since regrouped :hug: pls 4give.

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Specializes in psych, addictions, hospice, education.

erik...how do you know what lama puke tastes like?

:coollook:

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Specializes in Certified Med/Surg tele, and other stuff.
erik...how do you know what lama puke tastes like?

:coollook:

I was going to ask the same thing. Must be a delicacy where he Is from, lol.

So what kind of cookies do you want with your frothy milk/beer eriksoln? Lol

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Specializes in Certified Med/Surg tele, and other stuff.

invisible mode, eh? Tempting for sure..... Of course I would have to keep my mouth shut {or fingers off keyboard} and that would prove impossible.:rolleyes:

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Specializes in Certified Med/Surg tele, and other stuff.

So how many of you have AN on your phone? Sad to say I do!

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