Head Lice - It's True - page 10

Tuesday morning I was brought a bug in a zip-lock bag. The bug had been just removed from a head. It was a, robust, adult head louse - judging by it's size. It appeared to be very agitated as it was... Read More

  1. by   OldDude
    Quote from Farawyn
    Did he wear long sleeve red T-shirts every day?
    hey, to whom are you referring?
  2. by   Farawyn
    *rubs eyes*

    The Lice Thread is real? I didn't just imagine it? Or wish for it to be true?

    My Monday isn't quite as grim anymore!
  3. by   JenTheSchoolRN
    I don't check the forum for the weekend and come back...to this.

    Don't ever change folks. Don't ever change.
  4. by   OldDude
    Quote from Farawyn
    *rubs eyes*

    The Lice Thread is real? I didn't just imagine it? Or wish for it to be true?

    My Monday isn't quite as grim anymore!
    It's not a dream this time Dorothy.
  5. by   Flare
    Quote from No Stars In My Eyes
    Speaking of lice,
    in college (the first time,1968) the guys were always freaked out about the draft. One guy was having to go before The Draft Board the following Monday, so on Saturday he decided to start taking hits of acid (LSD) He stayed up tripping until it was time to go for his appt. During the physical they discovered he had the crabs. That wasn't the reason he was rejected by the Draft Board, though. It was more that his brain processes were....um....compromised.
    But anyway, when he went back to his apt. he took a clean babyfood jar (art major), placed some of his pubic hairs in it, and several of the crabs (I seem to remember at least 3). He put the lid on the jar and showed one and all the "natural habitat" he'd made for them within the jar, which he kept in his parka pocket "because they're used to being in a warm place."

    I always wondered whatever happened to that guy...
    We may have a new contender for the saddest ant farm ever
  6. by   Farawyn
    Quote from Flare
    We may have a new contender for the saddest ant farm ever
    HAHAHAHA!!!

    *loudly*
  7. by   kidzcare
    Thank you all so much for making my Monday morning suck less.
  8. by   kidzcare
    Quote from Farawyn
    HAHAHAHA!!!

    *loudly*
    I like that *loudly*! Perfect!
  9. by   Farawyn
    Quote from kidzcare
    I like that *loudly*! Perfect!

    Whenever I write that I laugh, I am laughing.
  10. by   kidzcare
    Quote from Farawyn
    Whenever I write that I laugh, I am laughing.
    Me too! I always text "haha" and never LOL
  11. by   Farawyn
    Quote from kidzcare
    Me too! I always text "haha" and never LOL
    Psh. "lol" is a diffuser. Like, if I say something bad or embarrassing (and there's no bag) I'll say "lol".

    "hahhahahahahhaha" is real.
  12. by   huffmannurse
    QUOTE FOR OLD DUDE.......Second, I promise, your compassion and love for the music teacher will be much more appreciated by you sharing your emotions with her versus your attempt at a stoic, stiff upper lip, performance.


    OldDude- Thanks for your pep talk. I agree with all you said. I really think we should change your name on here to OldWiseOne.
    Last edit by huffmannurse on Dec 14, '15 : Reason: typo
  13. by   Farawyn
    Quote from huffmannurse
    QUOTE FOR OLD DUDE.......Second, I promise, your compassion and love for the music teacher will be much more appreciated by you sharing your emotions with her versus your attempt at a stoic, stiff upper lip, performance.


    OldDude- Thanks for your pep talk. I agree with all you said. I really think we should change your name on here to OldWiseOne.
    As long as we hold on to the "Old".

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