Reality Checks

Several years ago, I worked in Program that assisted long-term Institutionalized Mental Health Clients transition into the Community. The Team consisted of a Leader, an RN, an Addictions Counsellor, and a couple of Case Managers. It was a revolutionary program in this area. When it began, we had a basic framework to work from. So the five of us team members laid down the format.

In the beginning, the program required a lot of Planning Meetings. Since it was a Team Approach, all members had an equal say. At times, the meetings could become loud and a little chaotic. When this would happen, the Addictions Counsellor would say, "People! People! This AIN'T emergency brain surgery!"

This "Reality Check" allowed us to pause, chuckle, and continue the problem-solving process with a more realistic attitude.

"This ain't emergency brain surgery" became a favorite reality check.

What's your favorite reality check?

Dave

[wooh, BSN, RN]

"Worst that could happen is they quit breathing, and you know where the code cart is, right?"

Mwuhahaha!

[wondern, ASN]

"Just like in the BIG medical centers..." whackawhacka

[OttawaRPN]

"I don't care if you have a medical degree, I still know this patient better than you do."

[Esme12, ASN, BSN, RN]

Before you over react...................take your own pulse first!

[AltaEnfermera]

"Chill, chill....Remember, all bleeding stops eventually, and asystole is the most stable rhythm!"

[classicdame, MSN, EdD]

what my granddaughter claims" It isn't rocket surgery"

[BacktoBasics]

"Relax! I'm trying to save your life!"

[sevensonnets]

How about "There will be a mandatory staff meeting at 8:30 am. All staff are required to attend. Have all am meds and care completed by that time."

[Davey Do]

Good ones! (I'm still chuckling over "Relax! I'm trying to save your life!")

Here's one a stone-faced surgeon gave to me in his deadpan delivery after I dropped a kelley on the sterile field:

"Never say 'oops' when the patient's awake."

But I guess you could also call that "some good advice".

Thanks for the reality checks.

Dave