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What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!! :rotfl:

q[color=#ff0080]. what kind of tea can you not take into

outer space?a[color=#ff0080]. gravity.

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What do you call an assistant in the crocodile zoo?

A Gatorade!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

:rotfl: Great!:rotfl:
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Two cows are standing in a field. The one cow turns to the other and says: "Hey aren't you worried about this Mad Cow Disease going around?"

The other cow responds: "I have nothing to worry about...Im a duck!"

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In the city of the blind, the one-eyed man would be committed as mad!

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