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What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!! :rotfl:

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.
What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!! :rotfl:

:chuckle :roll That is too funny! :)

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Q. Why was the sand wet?

A. Because the sea weed.

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Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.
What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!! :rotfl:

Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A:Still no idea!

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Specializes in Med/Surg.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Beacuse they taste funny! :balloons:

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What do you call a celibate deer with one eye and no legs???

Still no f @**&*#& eye deer

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

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Specializes in Adult Med-Surg, Rehab, and Ambulatory Care.

I think I'm hyperventilating! :rotfl:

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In the city of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

Tell the elephant that it is nit by size :uhoh3: :uhoh3:

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?"

No?

That's probably because it hasn't come out yet!!! :rotfl:

Do ya get it??

I love Stewart jokes!

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