Quick Joke

What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!! :rotfl:

[nursebedlam]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

[live4today, RN]

What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!! :rotfl:

:chuckle :roll That is too funny! :)

[nursebedlam]

Q. Why was the sand wet?

A. Because the sea weed.

[Farkinott, RN]

What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!! :rotfl:

Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A:Still no idea!

[malenurse1]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Beacuse they taste funny! :balloons:

[Cubby]

What do you call a celibate deer with one eye and no legs???

Still no f @**&*#& eye deer

[sb22]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

[maire, ASN, RN]

I think I'm hyperventilating! :rotfl:

[omotayoRN70]

In the city of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

[vinola]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

Tell the elephant that it is nit by size

[Cubby]

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?"

No?

That's probably because it hasn't come out yet!!! :rotfl:

Do ya get it??

I love Stewart jokes!