I spent today running around like a mad woman, putting out fires and watching the shift escalate in intensity throughout the day. This one elderly man had a wife who strongly resembled Tammy Faye Baker. She had a clown-like amount of rouge on her cheeks, tons of mascara, and a pushy, saccharin, bubbly, demanding personality that rather gave me the creeps.I spent half the shift apologizing about not getting back in the room as soon as they'd like. I don't know if this weird woman was trying to encourage me or what, but as I was walking by her in the room, she patted my butt! It was the kind of butt pat that pro football players might do, or you'd do for a little kid or something. Kind of like instead of patting me on the back, she patted me on the butt. What do you think of that?
Absolutely13 354 Posts Has 2 years experience. Jan 7, 2009 I don't know why football players do it either. Considering the age of the woman, I would just chalk it up as a misguided attempt at support. What did you say to her?
FireStarterRN, BSN, RN 3,823 Posts Specializes in LTC, Med/Surg, Peds, ICU, Tele. Has 15 years experience. Jan 7, 2009 I ignored it. I was too busy to worry too much about it, much less ask her to kindly keep her hands off my butt! But truly, we meet the oddest situations and people in nursing. Why in the name of Jesus would the woman think it's okay to pat my butt? I was so shocked, I really was speechless.
Absolutely13 354 Posts Has 2 years experience. Jan 7, 2009 I once found the son of an LTC resident at my car at end of shift.It turned out to be fairly innocent, but I asked this man how he knew which car was mine. He said "I saw you leave a couple of weeks ago."Creepy.Off topic, except for odd family members.
WalkieTalkie, RN 674 Posts Specializes in CVICU. Jan 7, 2009 Who knows, granny may like to shop around? LOL
nursemike, ASN, RN 1 Article; 2,362 Posts Specializes in Rodeo Nursing (Neuro). Has 12 years experience. Jan 7, 2009 I don't know why football players do it either. Considering the age of the woman, I would just chalk it up as a misguided attempt at support. What did you say to her?Well, you know, those football players shower together...I mostly just wanted to remark upon your most truly excellent avatar, though. Very, very true.
pink85 127 Posts Specializes in School Nursing, Pedi., Critical Care. Jan 7, 2009 I think that is hilarious! (As long as there were no sexual undertones) I don't know what I would have done! Probably laughed and made a comment about it!
Medic2RN, BSN, RN, EMT-P 1,576 Posts Specializes in ER, IICU, PCU, PACU, EMS. Has 17 years experience. Jan 7, 2009 If that was my butt, I'd make sure to look at it afterward and make sure she didn't hang a "KICK ME" sign on it!!!With some family members, you never know!!
RNperdiem, RN 4,580 Posts Has 14 years experience. Jan 7, 2009 I probably would have done a wicked impersonation of her when I got home and had a good laugh.Forget about watching the drama on TV, we live it at work.
FireStarterRN, BSN, RN 3,823 Posts Specializes in LTC, Med/Surg, Peds, ICU, Tele. Has 15 years experience. Jan 7, 2009 After that shift, a 'kick me' sign would have been a perfect crowning touch.
Flare, ASN, BSN 5 Articles; 4,431 Posts Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma. Jan 7, 2009 one can only hope that she was trying to pat your back and missed. Though nothing shocks me anymore....
allnurses Guide Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN 11,302 Posts Jan 7, 2009 Is her husband the one you said "no problem" to? steph
