Elfriede

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    How to react nicely if a patient asks for your social media acct?

    Elfriede replied to hedzinkwly's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    (Friendly smile with big eyes) "Wow ! .... I´m so sorry, but our regulations don´t allow it. You may give your account on a piece of paper. And after your treatment here ...." (Not even after...
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    Stupid things that nurses say

    Elfriede replied to OnlybyHisgraceRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    Please !!! Don´t call a clyster "Assology"
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    minimum staffing and lunch breaks - enemies??

    Elfriede replied to wisconurse16's topic in General Nursing

    "..........................!!!" The only "break" I know belongs to my car. Wellcome at
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    June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "You haven`t had a day off to do your garden
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    June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "Just the gras ! Spare the flowers, please !" "I know. Springtime is
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    What are the top 5 medications YOU administer daily?

    Elfriede replied to northmississippi's topic in Patient Medications

    At homenursing : Torasemid, Amlodipin, Metamizol, Ibuprofen, Bisoprolol Often at the same Patient at the same time. Result : +
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    Nurses smoking weed?

    Elfriede replied to bunnynurse's topic in General Nursing

    Doesn`t matter what anyone thinks about it. The fact is : Get got = Job away ! Look into your contract. Y´ve signed it. And look well - Some bosses let you sign that unanounced drugtests are...
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    December 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 winner!

    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    .... the right side of the syringe ?!?
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    Stroke at homenursing

    Elfriede posted a topic in Patient Safety Issues

    Hi there ! If you find our patient on the flor/soil with an apoplectic insult --- --- do move him ? (Sure ! Life support measures !) But if this is not necessary --- Do you carry him into his bed, or...
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    Stroke at homenursing

    Elfriede replied to Elfriede's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    You`re right. It`s Germany. "Regulations vs. knowledge" A global theme I
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    Stroke at homenursing

    Elfriede replied to Elfriede's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    Thank you JBN, thats what I agree. But our "Chief" has a written "Standards" for every xxx . (Stolen anywhere from the net and never revised) --- "Bring the patient into his bed and ..." Talking with...
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    Meanig of Old

    Elfriede posted a topic in Spirituality, Religion

    A very wise man told me : " O my girl, getting old is fine. Being old is ...
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    If you had a reset button, would you choose nursing again?

    Elfriede replied to amazingme's topic in General Nursing

    Two answers : Yes, it`s realy fun. No, it doesn`t fill my bankaccount. POV,