Poi Dog

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    How Far Do You Travel For Work?

    50 miles round
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    What reason is used for call offs!

    A co-worker called in and claimed having lady partsl itch. I mean, really, is that something we NEEDED to know? Of course after she hung up everybody all the way to India knew the reason why she...
  3. I would but it wouldn't be as a CNA. I would work behind the scenes and make some
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    Sexual advances from a resident

    Gross! :barf01: I would have given him a nice swift kick where it
  5. I look for the boxes of gloves and am disappointed when I can't find
  6. Take the first available testing date so that your skills are still fresh. Good
  7. One night after being mandated from evening to noc, my CN told me to go and sleep in the break room even though it was not my break. His reasoning? He needed me to have energy for the upcoming rounds...
  8. Keep picking at your butt, just be discreet about it. Being a butt-amputee is so not cool. On the plus side, I hear that butt implants are available. I guess it is like getting breast implants for...
  9. Yay, you called in sick.
  10. My facility is crazy even without the threat of a state inspection. That's just how we roll. We roll on insanity and
  11. Being called a pimp isn't too bad...I've been called way worse. That is too cute! I have 2 male pet rats. They are little buggers
  12. I absolutely love this
  13. I thought you said I was a PIMP :redpinkhe Better than being called a
  14. i have learned that when i feel i have nothing left to give and my feet feel like there is a 150lb weight anchored to them, a call light goes off, and i will run to it. i have learned that hearing a...
  15. I notice how you act like a shrew to your coworkers but turn into a purring twit when the doctor makes an appearance. That is so not cool and you are acting a fool (rhyme
  16. Ah, good ol' johnny depp23 is
  17. this thread makes me say: oh,
  18. *rolling on the
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    when to use a transfer belt?

    What is a 485?
  20. I am good looking, should I work in Med-Surg or ICU? If I get 5 kudos, I will work in the
  21. Nurses never have to deal with the icky stuff...that's the CNAs job (I am a CNA and that type of answer makes my fur stand
  22. Glad that I made
  23. All y'all are just a bunch of big ol' meanie beanie heads. I am so NOT ever going to behave like all y'all are in this thread. I mean weren't y'all taught compassion and kindness? I will be the most...