Poi Dog

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    Theme music

    Poi Dog replied to LegzRN's topic in General Nursing

    Welcome to the Jungle...for realz. Welcome to the jungle, we got fun 'n' games We got everything you want, honey we know the names We are the people that you find, whatever you may need If you got the...
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    Hey, If they aren't locked down or attached to something, they are free for
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    Just the usual crud in my pockets this
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    What is
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    Yeah, my brother aka satan's spawn would flick his at
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    Where's the vomicking
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    Yeah, I got into so much trouble for putting in my pocket instead of giving it to my
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    It is funny but whenever someone asks, "Hey, have you seen (whatever is missing)?" My coworkers will line up at the nurses' station and start emptying their pockets. We just do it
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    What have you found in your pockets at the end of your shift?

    Poi Dog replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    LOL xtxrn....my scrub pockets are a breeding ground for
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    singing?

    Poi Dog replied to butterfly134's topic in General Nursing

    I take care of a combative resident whose favorite song according to his wife is Day-O. I will sometimes hum that song to him and have found that it calms him. Hey, it beats getting swung at or...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Poi Dog replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    This pales in comparison to many stories in this thread. A patient pulled off her poop soaked brief, took it to the sink, and washed it. She thought she was doing us a favor by cleaning it
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    On the positive side . . .

    Poi Dog replied to KimICURN's topic in General Nursing

    A resident's family brought the evening shift Krispy Kreme donuts because they were grateful for the care we had provided. I don't do donuts but my coworkers were ecstatic. Families are always...
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    What helps you get through a shift ?

    Poi Dog replied to xtxrn's topic in General Nursing

    Shoot, I probably sound like a alchy in my posts....but I not am really
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    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    Poi Dog replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Go sit in the corner until I am ready to deal with you and don't even think about pressing the red
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    What helps you get through a shift ?

    Poi Dog replied to xtxrn's topic in General Nursing

    I think about the beer that is chilling in my
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    How many of you have to pay for parking for your work?

    Poi Dog replied to ~Mi Vida Loca~RN's topic in General Nursing

    Nah, there is so much land around my facility; they better not dare charge us to park
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    How do you deal with an ignorant co-worker? Humble me with your advice, nurses!

    Poi Dog replied to Hellostudentnurssee's topic in General Nursing

    I am not going to apologize but the analogy of seeing a gay couple ruffled my fur. There are a myriad of non-offensive ways to have described her so-called scrutiny of
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    What are your favorite types of patients??

    Poi Dog replied to ~Mi Vida Loca~RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    This is a great thread. I like the ornery ones. I see them as a challenge to make them laugh. Sometimes I am able to....most times I just get kicked out of their room or
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    Night shift -- can you just take it easy, please?

    Poi Dog replied to SoundofMusic's topic in General Nursing

    In the wee hours of 1200 to 0400 it is party time: we start mixing drinks, smoking weed, and blasting music over the intercom. Isn't that doing something? I am kidding, so no one better start in on...
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    Night vs Day shift

    Poi Dog replied to swaffy's topic in General Nursing

    I like night shift because our crew of 3 rocks. We get along and we help one another out
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    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    Poi Dog replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    This thread is a good
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    What's the nicest thing a patient has done for you?

    Poi Dog replied to Cyndi13's topic in General Nursing

    I like when a patient who is there for rehab meets their
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    Night shift -- can you just take it easy, please?

    Poi Dog replied to SoundofMusic's topic in General Nursing

    I agree wholeheartedly with the
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    I GOT THE JOB!!!

    Poi Dog replied to PchezRN's topic in General Nursing

    Cognratulations *high fives
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    remember the flight attendent who quit creatively?

    Poi Dog replied to nola1202's topic in General Nursing

    I would moonwalk through the hallways with the song This is why I'm hot blasting on the