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  1. Three men in heaven

    nursebedlam replied to dianah's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: too

  2. You look terrible!!

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden...

  3. Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    nursebedlam replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    good one :rotfl:

  4. Make's sense ;-)

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee... Marriage is a relationship in which one person is...

  5. Fixing an ailment

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Fixing an ailment In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This...

  6. What did the doctor say?

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    What did the doctor say? A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very...

  7. Cats and Dogs

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Cats and Dogs What is a CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be...

  8. New uni to tackle nurse shortage

    nursebedlam replied to nursebedlam's topic in International Nursing

    Nurses, students protest against cuts 08:48 AEST Tue Aug 3 2004 Nurses and students have rallied outside a Sydney University management meeting to protest against cuts to the institution's...

  9. 100 ways to order a pizza the fun way...

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    100 ways to order a pizza the fun way... 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they...

  10. Funnies!

    nursebedlam replied to missmercy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: jolly

  11. Definition of the Heimlic Maneuver Redneck Style

    nursebedlam replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: good one

  12. Rules, Shmules!!!

    nursebedlam replied to jaenshaesmom's topic in Nursing Humor

    very interesting,, thanx

  13. The Little Red Hen

    nursebedlam replied to tnrn2be's topic in Nursing Humor

    Excellent :rotfl: :rotfl:

  14. fancy dress party

    nursebedlam replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    Dug that one :rotfl: :rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl:

  15. Inner Peace.................

    nursebedlam replied to karenG's topic in Nursing Humor

    Gawd that would kill me off

  16. revenge is sweet............

    nursebedlam replied to karenG's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: my kind of woman

  17. Blonde Gambler

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much...

  18. Please, Fran Needs Our Prayers

    nursebedlam replied to leslie :-D's topic in General Nursing

    Fran u r in my prayers hun, take

  19. Talking Dog For Sale... Cheap!

    nursebedlam replied to Dialyzin' Dar's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl:

  20. Childbirth and disasters discussed in July/Aug issue of Journal of Midwifery & Women'

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Ob/Gyn

    Childbirth and disasters discussed in July/Aug issue of Journal of Midwifery & Women's Health 23 Jul 2004 In the aftermath of a disaster or other mass tragedy, life cycle events such as childbirth...

  21. Man Who Loved Baked Beans

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Man Who Loved Baked Beans Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One...

  22. 10 Tips on Reducing Neck and Back Injuries in the Workplace

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Occupational Health

    10 Tips on Reducing Neck and Back Injuries in the Workplace 16 Jul 2004 Neck and back pain are some of the most common workplace related problems and are the second leading cause of absenteeism from...

  23. Corporate Terms and Their Meanings

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Corporate Terms & Their Meanings Delegate ...................................................Pass the Buck Pending ....................................................What do we do with this...

  24. Please be advised: Toilet Humour

    nursebedlam posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Although not everyone's taste, I am sure that we can identify with one of these senarios :) CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and...

  25. Strike to disrupt hospital services

    nursebedlam posted a topic in International Nursing

    Strike to disrupt hospital services Tuesday, July 20, 2004. New South Wales public hospitals are facing major disruption to their X-ray services today because of a 24-hour strike by members of the...