Blonde Gambler

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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table when a very

attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the

dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the

dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice

came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON,

I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings

and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other

dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other

answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb... but men are all the same

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Specializes in Emergency & Trauma/Adult ICU.

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Good one ...

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You got me!

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Maybe if I don't get into nursing school for this fall...I can take up a career in gambling.....:rotfl:

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Maybe if I don't get into nursing school for this fall...I can take up a career in gambling.....:rotfl:

Cool! :)

Let us know where you'll be playing.

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Cool! :)

Let us know where you'll be playing.

:rotfl: Follow the crowd!!

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