Corporate Terms and Their Meanings

[nursebedlam]

Corporate Terms & Their Meanings

Delegate ...................................................Pass the Buck

Pending ....................................................What do we do with this

Delayed .....................................................Forgotten

Urgency ....................................................Panic

Extreme Urgency ....................................Blind Panic

Frank Discussion ...................................Flaming Row

Analytical Projection .............................Guess

Forecast ....................................................Guess

Scheduled .................................................Hoped For

Deficiency Analysis ................................Pointing the finger

Ambitious .................................................Ruthless

Strategy ....................................................Low Cunning

Shrewd ......................................................Devious

Profit .........................................................Profit

Profit Before Tax ....................................Loss

Deficit ......................................................StaggeringLoss

Industrial By Product ............................Our Waste

Environmental Pollution .......................Other Peoples Waste

Pilfering ...................................................Theft by Employee

Fringe Benefit .........................................Theft by Executive

Terminal Payment ..................................Golden Handshake

Supplementary Information ...................Padding

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[Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN]

Delegate ...................................................Pass the Buck

That's the true definition in pratically any workplace.