FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    New Diet Plan..Guaranteed to Help you Lose Weight

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    | | | Inbox An overweight blond's doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll...
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    Renters Nightmares

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    cimersrn, for something like that there's no need to apologize. I hope it gets results, and that you learn from Nekhismom that he's now doing well. You sound like a very caring nurse. God bless
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    Renters Nightmares

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    These are extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and Housing associations throughout the UK: 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 2. I...
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    Renters Nightmares

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks Owney. I like yours too. #1. :roll :roll :roll #2. WOOOOO
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    The Best Ride of All

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would...
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    Pennsylvania Women

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Pennsylvania Nursing

    One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Pennsylvania.They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with theirwives. The guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife...
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    Pennsylvania Women

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pennsylvania Nursing

    Good
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    When Our Kids Gain Wisdom

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited!...
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    When Our Kids Gain Wisdom

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle
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    The Physical

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine...
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    The Physical

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    :rotfl: :kiss :kiss
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    flipped out

    FranEMTnurse replied to oramar's topic in General Nursing

    Well oramar, by dingies ya got the POINT:devil: across now, didn't ya. And I say, goody for you. You proved to them you're not a pushover who allows others to knock ya down and stomp on ya. I USED...
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    The Physical

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you bsn. And Dave, how very right you are! It took my pcp to witness a lengthy attack of post embolotic syndrome before he prescribed Dilaudid for me. He has often times told me I'm the only...
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    Renters Nightmares

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Or better yet, those who go a bit overboard in taking advantage of their freedom of expression, etc. The current tenant above me has had HEAVY marijuana emissions enter my apartment. That's one smell...
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    Renters Nightmares

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nah. Boring's no
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    Renters Nightmares

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ooooo yeah. I have a couple personal ones of my own. 1. You turn on the TV, tune into the local news, and learn the young tenant (a student) in one building up from your own, was arrested for making a...
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    flipped out

    FranEMTnurse replied to oramar's topic in General Nursing

    Way to go girl. Nurse abuse....They presented it, you resented it. Result....It boomeranged, and they got it right back. Way to
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    Okey dokey. Thanks
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    I'll check into it.
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    I would like to Louise. Where can I get it? Do you think the local library would have it? I do get books on tape for homebound people from the our library. I live in a major university city, and there...
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    I would love to Louise. Where can I get it? Would our local library have
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    I would love to Louise. Where can I get it? Would our local library have
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    Stupid things nurses have written or said

    FranEMTnurse replied to lovingangeluk's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hmmm. Imagine that Now! Can't recollect a thing.:roll
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    Audreyfay, :roll :chuckle :roll That's really funny. Did that really happen where you worked? Or was it just a funny
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    I had a near death experience in April 2001 Louise. I had caught a cold that just would not go away. I made and ate chicken soup, kept hydrating myself with lots of warm liquids, etc. the works. But...