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The Physical

A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."

"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"

"Well, you have no nipples."

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.

"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for the South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."

She said, "OK."

"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"

She answered, "Approximately 500."

"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.

Running Doe replied, "We're calledThe Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"

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Boo!

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Oh dear Fran....your stories crack me up everytime! :rotfl: :rotfl:

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...cute!

ROFLMAO!

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Location: Writing a patient a prescription for pain medication that is strong enough to do them some GOOD!

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ROFLMAO!

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Oxycontin - $180 for a months supply.

Duragesic - $219 for a months supply.

Avinza - $301 for a months supply.

Finding a clinician who takes your pain seriously enough to write them?

PRICELESS!

Dave,

I love it! The whole thing, smilies and all!:D

And Fran, too funny!

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Thank you bsn. And Dave, how very right you are! It took my pcp to witness a lengthy attack of post embolotic syndrome before he prescribed Dilaudid for me. He has often times told me I'm the only patient of his that takes it. Only PRN (no addiction thank you. It makes me too foggy:stone ) and I've been on the stuff since early 2001.

Unfortunately, it is losing its effect now though. If I take 2mg+ I now get pruritis, as I do with every other narcotics I have tried. And good old Fentanyl duragesic gave me pneumonia. Isn't I lucky though?:p

I am currently taking Pamelor to see if that will treat it. I'm on 75mg hs now, but am going to have to request it to be increased some more, because it's not taking care of my breakthrough pain yet.:o

Originally posted by MD Terminator

ROFLMAO!

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You ol dirty MD Teminator you ;) :chuckle :roll :chuckle

Originally posted by MD Terminator

ROFLMAO!

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Hey... can you prescribe me some of THAT ??? oooh la la !!!

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:rotfl: :kiss :kiss :rotfl:

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