New Diet Plan..Guaranteed to Help you Lose Weight

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An overweight blond's doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat

the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost

at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my

instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop

dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.

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Maybe this is the diet I need to be on!

As always...Thanks for the laugh Fran!:D

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Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

Cute Fran! :roll

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Specializes in ccu cardiovascular.

very cute!

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

:chuckle :roll :chuckle Yep! I should get started on that diet right away! I'm determined to drop 50 pounds by August. That's eight pounds a month until August, so I've got my goal cut out for me. :cool:

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Happy breathing:D

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