FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    My name is Chim-Chim Apple Hiney

    FranEMTnurse replied to kristylee's topic in Nursing Humor

    Glad to meet you all. My name is poopsie bubblenose. It's right under my user
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    HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out...
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    Explanation of Life

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#804000]on the first day god created the dog.[color=#804000]god said, "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past and i will give you a life span of...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    What a kind person your patient was. A lot of them would have
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    Jet Fuel Cocktail

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Bud and Jim where a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics at the Toronto Airport. ' One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud...
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    Just Fred

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    JUST FRED.... A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he is in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead...
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    The Dilapidated Old Boat

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#008080]once there were twins, [color=#008080]joe and john. [color=#008080]joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. [color=#008080]it so happened that john's wife died...
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    The Old Geezer

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the...
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    No Spikka Inglish

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one...
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    Redneck Mama's Letter to her Redneck Son

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles...
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    16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Indeed I do. I used to work as a bus driver. In the summer, especially, we had to wait for our passengers for hours sometimes. During that time there was a lot of backstabbing (something I detest) so...
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    16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear. 5....
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    16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I bet. It must be a great place to work with fellow staff members like that. I would have fun there too. Whooo
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    The World is NUTS!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have a huge mailing list, and several people on that list like to laugh like I do, so I gets lots and lots of them. Glad you enjoyed
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    The World is NUTS!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    in lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (like that makes...
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    16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Girl right after my own
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    The World is NUTS!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl:
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    A good blonde joke

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked the class if they knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally...
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    Maxine's Opinions

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. maxine on "driver safety" - "i can't use the cell phone in the car. i have to keep my hands free for making gestures." 2. maxine on "life" - "life is like an oven. it burns my buns." 3....
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    Maxine's Opinions

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. maxine on "driver safety" - "i can't use the cell phone in the car. i have to keep my hands free for making gestures." 2. maxine on "life" - "life is like an oven. it burns my buns." 3....
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    Senility

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    a nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. she reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. she looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then...
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    Finally!! Real Barbies

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Finally a Barbie you can relate to. At! long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic.. 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her...
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    New Class of Music

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    some of the artists from the 60's and 70's are revising their hits witnew lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. this is good news for "those feeling a little older" and missing those great old...
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    The Reservation

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully...
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    New Winders Program

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    it has come to our attention that a few copies of the windows 2004 kentucky edition may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of kentucky . if you have one of these, you may need...