New Class of Music

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

some of the artists from the 60's and 70's are revising their hits witnew lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. this is good news for "those feeling a little older" and missing those great old tunes:

the bee gees "how can you mend a broken hip"

herman's hermits "mrs. brown, you've got a lovely walker"

bobby darin "splish, splash, i was having a flash"

roberta flack "i get by with a little help from depends"

johnny nash "i can't see clearly now"

paul simon "fifty ways to lose your liver"

commodores "once, twice, three times to the bathroom"

marvin gaye "i heard it through the grape nuts"

procol harem "a whiter shade of hair"

leo sayer "you make me feel like napping"

the temptations "papa's got a kidney stone"

abba "denture queen"