FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    A physician asked a very agitated patient who wasn't his to do that. In fact, he wiped his gloved finger on the guy's
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    Rules For Quick & Easy Housekeeping

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions Carpet Fresh. Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when...
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    Some Duhs

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash...
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    Have you ever gone in to find a patient dead? What happened?

    FranEMTnurse replied to DutchgirlRN's topic in General Nursing

    I have seen that in animals and
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    Riding Lawnmower

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    soon after my wife and i met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower. she was a single gal that worked all day and was often tired in the evening when she got...
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    Have you ever gone in to find a patient dead? What happened?

    FranEMTnurse replied to DutchgirlRN's topic in General Nursing

    Definitely!!! I'm actually surprised to read this. I was a CPR instructor for many years, and a VR or a VT rhythm is easily noticeable. It's when the rhythm goes all haywire, and a lot of times you...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'm soooo glad I have lost my taste for chocolate anything. I now eat fruity hard candy or fruit instead. At least I know I'm not eating
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: Hope he enjoyed his shower. I'll bet he thinks before inserting anything cold into a woman's lady parts
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    Have you ever gone in to find a patient dead? What happened?

    FranEMTnurse replied to DutchgirlRN's topic in General Nursing

    Yes. Several years ago when I was working as a nurses aide. I had given a complete bed bath and linen change to a male resident in the LTC facility where I worked. I was a fairly new employee at the...
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    Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    FranEMTnurse replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    God bless you, Jess. You have gained a lot of wisdom. And yes, no matter what, if you are able to at all, do smile. It will make someone's day a little bit brighter. It may be the only good thing in...
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    Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

    FranEMTnurse replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

    How back-biting and nasty nurses can be with one another. How sad and shocking!!! These are people who have the lives of patients in their hands and have to do teamwork at times whether or not they...
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    Charting Bloopers

    FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

    1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    I don't know if I would be able to restrain myself from knocking her over the head with a 20 lb sledgehammer.Animals act so much better than many hoomans
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    The Burial

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave side service in a new cemetery for a derelict man with no family or friends who had died while traveling through the area. The...
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Well, at least you didn't get a brown face; Ya just got blasted by a huge
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    Pacific Northwest According 2 Jeff Foxworthy

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. You know the state flower (Mildew) 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means. 4. You know more than 10 ways to order...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :yelclap: perfect!!!! the gal has my vote! i had one manhandle me so hard once he made me bleed, and he kept me there for 45 minutes. he cured me of ever going to a gynechologist i was sooo...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Poor lady. A fractured wrist was enough without that horrible
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    Red Hat

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    an old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. a gentleman approached her and said, "pardon me, madam. i do not...
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    Why We Were Created

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    to those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. whenever your children are out of...
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    My Choice for Presidential Candidate in 2008

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#0000a0]here we are already discussing the future president of the united states in the year 2008. well, i have my own candidate and i'm sure that once you know who i'm for, you will also...
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    Maude & Mabel

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#7f0000]two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. one of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her...
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    This is Serious.....Please Read!!!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete...
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    This is Serious.....Please Read!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's the best kind, don't ya
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'll bet whoever cut the down jacket regretted doing