This is Serious.....Please Read!!!

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do

not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only

erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything

on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms

your ATM access code, messes up the tracking on your VCR, and uses

subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It

will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

THIS IS SERIOUS. ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are

expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your

Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows

95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your

hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and

pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll backfire

so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in

front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Your friend Poopsie