FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#a0522d]her droopy womb had dropped. :d hain't yuh ever seen one before???? hee hee haw haw thet's a bit funny,
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    An Old Farmer's Advice

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    [color=gray][color=gray]* your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. [color=gray][color=gray] * keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. [color=gray][color=gray] *...
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    Cars vs Computers

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
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    The Ostrich

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"...
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    The Blonde Cowboy

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he...
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    Certainlly not me. When the Cherub Lucifer was cast down to earth by God the Creator, he took one third of the angels with him. It was then he received the new name Satan which means deceiver or...
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    The Power of a Simple Touch

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    THE POWER OF A TOUCH "Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing" (1 Thessalonians 5:11, NIV). The word encourage simply means to put courage into...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I hope you reported that facility. That's total patient neglect, and you should not have been fired for that. You should also report your findings and the outcome to the
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    Worst thing you have seen

    FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

    One was my mother's intestines laying out on her leg, but the very worst is any child who has been abused. It tears your heart
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    Funny Signs

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#ff0080][color=#ff0080]sign over a gynecologist's office: "dr. jones, at your cervix." in a podiatrist's office: "time wounds all heels." ************************** on a septic...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    When applying ointment that has capsaisin cream mixed with Tegretal cream do not apply it to the patient's lower spine (tailbone area) It will make said patient one hot patient that cannot wait to...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Gross out
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    Tips and Tricks I Have Taught Caregivers

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    It doesn't matter what the directions say on the package, nor does it matter which puffy side is higher (remember, we learned in school the higher puffy side goes in the back) not true for disposable...
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    very very very bad bad man

    FranEMTnurse replied to Danianne's topic in General Nursing

    Well then, maybe now would be a good time to act. I heard there is no government in Canada now. Maybe a new law could be created
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    Male Mammogram

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    about time the men know what we women go through.... a drunk got up from the bar and headed for the bathroom. a few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream was heard from the bathroom. a few...
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    Male Mammogram

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Honey, this is one area where women are stronger than men. We have to get it done no matter what. I have to get mine done while in a wheelchair. The only advantage to it is I get done faster, and I...
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    I can't stop crying... need encouragement...

    FranEMTnurse replied to LoriAlabamaRN's topic in General Nursing

    Oh sweetie, that was one horrific shift. I hope nothing like that ever happens again. If the person criticizing you for using the computer in your office, thoroughly, she would see why. I hope such a...
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    I can't stop crying... need encouragement...

    FranEMTnurse replied to LoriAlabamaRN's topic in General Nursing

    I once worked for a husband and wife team who ran a bus company. The husband was kind, and as long as you did your work, he showed his appreciation, and he treated his employees as people. On the...
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    I can't stop crying... need encouragement...

    FranEMTnurse replied to LoriAlabamaRN's topic in General Nursing

    God bless you, Lori. By your posts, I can see that you do understand, and you have a huge heart for the elderly. That elderly man will never forget what you did for him either.By the way, I was...
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    Laughing...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Jerico's topic in Nursing Humor

    My daughter has a coon cat named Romeo who stands on his hind legs and begs for something good to eat. I have photos somewhere of it. You definitely should take a photo of nibbles. It's sooo cute! And...
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    I can't stop crying... need encouragement...

    FranEMTnurse replied to LoriAlabamaRN's topic in General Nursing

    44 years ago I worked as a nurses aide. (That was before there was a certification program) At that time I loved it. I typed the monthly newspaper when I was told to by the RN, I even contributed to...
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    I can't stop crying... need encouragement...

    FranEMTnurse replied to LoriAlabamaRN's topic in General Nursing

    Oh sweetie,:kiss I'm sooo sorry. Sounds like Satan is working overtime against you. Here's a big shoulder to lean on, a bended ear for you to speak into, and a great big hug, hon. :icon_hug:...
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    very very very bad bad man

    FranEMTnurse replied to Danianne's topic in General Nursing

    Is there someone above him? If so, I would suggest you go to that person and tell that person what he's doing. If that doesn't work, then I would start looking for another job. Nobody can do that and...
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    Teddy... The Boy Who Made a Difference

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Oncology

    as she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the...
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    Teddy... The Boy Who Made a Difference

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Oncology

    Thank you for sharing that with us sweetie. It is things like this that makes us nurses. We really do