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Funny Signs

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[color=#ff0080][color=#ff0080]sign over a gynecologist's office:

"dr. jones, at your cervix."

in a podiatrist's office:

"time wounds all heels."


on a septic tank truck in oregon :

yesterday's meals on wheels

on another septic tank truck:

"we're #1 in the #2 business"


at a proctologist's door:

[color=maroon][color=maroon]"to expedite your visit please back in."


on a plumber's truck:

"we repair what your husband fixed."


on another plumber's truck:

"don't sleep with a drip. call your plumber.."


on a church's billboard:

"7 days without god makes one weak."


at a tire shop in milwaukee:

"invite us to your next blowout."


on a plastic surgeon's office door:

"hello. can we pick your nose?"


at a towing company:

"we don't charge an arm and a leg. we want tows."


on an electrician's truck:

"let us remove your shorts."


in a nonsmoking area:

"if we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


on a maternity room door:

"push. push. push."


at an optometrist's office:

"if you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


[color=#080000][color=#080000]on a taxidermist's window:

"we really know our stuff."


on a fence:

"salesmen welcome! dog food is expensive!"


at a car dealership:

"the best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


outside a muffler shop:

"no appointment necessary we hear you coming."


in a veterinarian's waiting room:

"be back in 5 minutes. sit! stay!"


at the electric company:

"we would be delighted if you send in your payment.

however, if you don't, you will be."


in a restaurant window:

"don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."


in the front yard of a funeral home:

"drive carefully. we'll wait."


at a propane filling station,

"thank heaven for little grills."


[color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc]and don't forget the sign at a [color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc]chicago[color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc] radiator shop:

[color=#3366ff][color=#3366ff]"[color=#3366ff][color=#3366ff] best place in town to take a leak


[color=#3366ff]cheerz my lovies,


[color=#3366ff]your poopsie :clown:

Love it Fran! LOL! Thanks a lot!:rotfl: :rotfl:


Specializes in Med/Surg, ICU, educator.

the local casket manufacturer in our area has semi trailers that say

drive safely, heaven can wait


Specializes in ICU/CCU (PCCN); Heme/Onc/BMT.

Very Funny! Very clever! :chuckle :D

Cheers! :)


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