Funny Signs

[color=#ff0080][color=#ff0080]sign over a gynecologist's office:

"dr. jones, at your cervix."

in a podiatrist's office:

"time wounds all heels."

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on a septic tank truck in oregon :

yesterday's meals on wheels

on another septic tank truck:

"we're #1 in the #2 business"

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at a proctologist's door:

[color=maroon][color=maroon]"to expedite your visit please back in."

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on a plumber's truck:

"we repair what your husband fixed."

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on another plumber's truck:

"don't sleep with a drip. call your plumber.."

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on a church's billboard:

"7 days without god makes one weak."

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at a tire shop in milwaukee:

"invite us to your next blowout."

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on a plastic surgeon's office door:

"hello. can we pick your nose?"

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at a towing company:

"we don't charge an arm and a leg. we want tows."

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on an electrician's truck:

"let us remove your shorts."

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in a nonsmoking area:

"if we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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on a maternity room door:

"push. push. push."

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at an optometrist's office:

"if you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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[color=#080000][color=#080000]on a taxidermist's window:

"we really know our stuff."

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on a fence:

"salesmen welcome! dog food is expensive!"

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at a car dealership:

"the best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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outside a muffler shop:

"no appointment necessary we hear you coming."

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in a veterinarian's waiting room:

"be back in 5 minutes. sit! stay!"

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at the electric company:

"we would be delighted if you send in your payment.

however, if you don't, you will be."

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in a restaurant window:

"don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

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in the front yard of a funeral home:

"drive carefully. we'll wait."

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at a propane filling station,

"thank heaven for little grills."

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[color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc]and don't forget the sign at a [color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc]chicago[color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc] radiator shop:

[color=#3366ff][color=#3366ff]"[color=#3366ff][color=#3366ff] best place in town to take a leak

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[color=#3366ff]cheerz my lovies,

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[color=#3366ff]your poopsie