FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: rubbing ash and dirt into your posterior cervical disc fusion surgery site then screaming you're "going to own this joint" :yelclap: when it dehisces and becomes infected, will not get you...
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    Terms we will not admit to using

    FranEMTnurse replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor

    Do ya think you passed the NCLEX Roy? I think you
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Never complain about the indwelling catheter hurting you. :nono:You just might get some baza rubbed on it. Then you WILL have something to complain about. It happened to me. Owie owie owie!...
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    Terms we will not admit to using

    FranEMTnurse replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor

    SITH sick in the
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    One of our Residents Was Cured of Stage 4 Lung Cancer

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    She learned about the remission today.
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    One of our Residents Was Cured of Stage 4 Lung Cancer

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    everyone. We all rejoiced when we heard the news, because the first round of chemo and radiation treatments didn't work at all. However, the second round completely evaporated the tumor. Now if...
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    Spacenurse: Critcial Care Preceptor & Nursing Activist

    FranEMTnurse replied to NRSKarenRN's topic in General Nursing

    :caduceus: Hey girlfriend, congratulations on your being put in the spotlight! I can think of no other nurse who deserves it better. You're one of a kind. And to think you mentioned me as one of the...
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    Pictoral chart showing different types of BM

    FranEMTnurse replied to AmericanChai's topic in General Nursing

    I like that. It doesn't even
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    4/2011: PA NCLEX Pass Rates

    FranEMTnurse replied to NRSKarenRN's topic in Pennsylvania Nursing

    wtg pa nurses!
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    The Old Swedish Firetruck

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin, a fire started inside The local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the...
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    The Wheels of Life

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    http://attach.mud.mail.yahoo.com/us.f308.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/showletter?box=trash&msgid=412_1897339_28314_1623_133205_0_21260_186309_232875690&bodypart=2&yy=10712&y5beta=yes&y5beta...
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    Liver and Cheese

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first,...
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    Ramblings of an Inactive Mind

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    i was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. i can't afford one. so, i'm wearing my garage door opener. you know, i spent a fortune on...
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    Pulmonary Hypertension

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pulmonary

    Thank you sweetie. I felt every one.:loveya: And I have had or do have all of the chest critters that go along with it. No more no more God
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    Pulmonary Hypertension

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Pulmonary

    Thank ya hunny. Heh, I even get sob:bugeyes: when I use the bedside commode. Now I know why the pain is increasing too. I give you an a+ sir. No wonder I feel like I'm a mobile pharmacy. Nyea nyea...
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    The Outhouse

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    once there was a little boy that lived in the country. the family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time....
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    I've Been Afflicted With Yet Another Virus

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965....
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    The Wheels of Life

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    huff puff phew! Thank ya Sooz n Bearynice. you have nooooo idea how much I have misses you
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    Franemtnurse: Poet Laurette of allnurses

    FranEMTnurse replied to NRSKarenRN's topic in General Nursing

    Sank ya, Sank ya all. But when I grow up, where will we all be????:confused:Burp
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    Hospice or Hospital When Your Time Comes?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Awwww schweetheart, I just might hold you to that. Now go enjoy your son's graduation.PS------Had a wonderful evening with family last noc. Barbecued chicken and all. I just loved
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    Hospice or Hospital When Your Time Comes?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you, cat. This last experience in the hospital was what convinced me to chose hospice where I'll be able to be around my family and home environment. There was a head-on car wreck Memorial Day...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: oooooh, my belly hurts. Better hurry and get on the bedside commode! :lol2: :lol2:
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    Hospice or Hospital When Your Time Comes?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    I'm just waiting to spend some time with you and my baby girl with the grandbabies I havn't seen so long. Then I will be ready. Physician appt was cancelled for now. My transportation had a break....
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    Franemtnurse: Poet Laurette of allnurses

    FranEMTnurse replied to NRSKarenRN's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you everyone. It's truly an honor to be here in the spotlight, and I'm thankful I was able to come home and read it. Your love for me is truly humbling, :thankya: and it means a lot. As a...
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    Introducing Tweety & Trauma Nursing

    FranEMTnurse replied to NRSKarenRN's topic in General Nursing

    Congratulations, Tweety, to a well deserving