The Outhouse

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

once there was a little boy that lived in the country. the family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. the outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.

one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. so he got a large stick and started pushing, and the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

that night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.

the dad replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. it was you, wasn't it son?"

the boy answered yes. then he thought a moment and said, "dad, i read in school today that george washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

the dad replied, "well, son, george washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."

[Blackcat99]

Thanks Franemtnurse. :lol2:

[emllpn2006]

I wish I had done that to the out house when I was younger. I had indoor plumbing at home but at my grandparents they had a green house and a out house there and it was terrible.

[screwielouie]

Outrageous!!!! That was a good one. It sounds like a bind I would have gotten myself into when I was little.