FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Unlicensed Assistive Personnel

    FranEMTnurse replied to ks2744's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    Well I frightened the one that overdosed me on my narc, because that action set me back big time. Pruritis galore! I told her if a nurse did that she would get into a lot of trouble, and I told her...
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    Unlicensed Assistive Personnel

    FranEMTnurse replied to ks2744's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    UAPs where I once lived did have to take CPR, but not CNA training. They were then given a very brief instruction on the meds. This is why I raised a stink, because I trained several of them. The head...
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    What's Your Best Nursing Ghost Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to steffck's topic in General Nursing

    I enjoyed reading it as
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    Dave Barry's Colonoscopy

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I agree. A former Penn State student neighbor's younger sister died with it. She was only
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Was there any beef in it? Just quoting Clara Piller from the old Burger King Commercials. I couldn't help myself. A sick yucky funny struck me when I read your post. Hope I didn't make you sick all...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle:chuckleGood
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    What will they think of next? I had my urethra stretched due to growing shut from surgery once, and I felt like the doctor was torturing me. Good grief!! They's a gittin' sicker n' sicker in...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle:rotfl::yelclap::fnypst:Would have loved to be a fly on the wall about
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Did he calm down after
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    Dave Barry's Colonoscopy

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    but i had both sygmoids thinking i was going to have a colonoscopy. had i known i was going to have the sygmoidoscopy instead, i would have flat outright refused. in fact i told my my local doctor,...
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    Good Nursing Joke....

    FranEMTnurse replied to StudyingRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    :nmbrn::rcgtku::lghmky::hhmth::lol::hehe::fnypst:
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    Results of 4th Nursing Article Contest

    FranEMTnurse replied to Brian's topic in News, Announcements

    congratulations, everyone on a job well
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    A Little Tickle from Poopsie's Library of Laffs

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    a young monk arrives at the monastery. he is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. he notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from...
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    Stolen Body Parts......Happens Daily

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While it was an "urban legend," this one is not. It's happening every day. My...
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    Laughter Really Is Good Medicine

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    [color=#151515]new orleans, may 15 -- a sustained belly laugh, not a simple titter, giggle, or snicker, may have a beneficial effect on blood pressure, researchers here reported. in an observational...
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    Unlicensed Assistive Personnel

    FranEMTnurse replied to ks2744's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    I brought this issue up before the Administrator of the assisted living place where I once lived since I was overdosed with a narcotic I was using for pain and had to take as a cocktail to reverse...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Never enter a private room even if you know the patient when only 2 relatives are allowed.:angryfireToo much activity might just throw her into a seizure. Never ever touch a semi-conscious very ill...
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    Why Women are Crabby

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears....
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    Most Embarassing Nursing Moments

    FranEMTnurse replied to Jessiedog's topic in Nursing Humor

    ;);)Hey there honey, Maybe he wanted to give you a hug????:yeah:Good
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    Funny Things Naieve Medical Personnel Have Said

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    i have a 36 yo very naieve sister, who is a cna. she loves what she does; er mostly. she told me once. quote: ya know, i'm a virgin and shouldn't have to wash those men's private parts. she has...
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    What you get for nurses week

    FranEMTnurse replied to chevyv's topic in General Nursing

    One wish; "Happy Nurses Day,
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    Power Outage During Mammogram

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have several resources,
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Would have made an excellent Candid Camera
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor