FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Whisper, that thing about seiving sputum makes me feel like:p . When I was a kid, we had a kid on our bus who had allergies. Not knowing about, nor caring to know about, that kid would invariably...
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    Telemarketer Fun

    FranEMTnurse replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh, yeah! I had a caller not long ago. When I answered the telephone, I said, "Fearless Fanny's house of pleasure. How may I help you? There was silence on the other end. Another one is, when the...
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    "Stupid Nurse Tricks"

    FranEMTnurse replied to mistersleepy's topic in Nursing Humor

    I saw a whopper stupid nurse trick a few years ago. The person was a new Nurse's Aide, whose elevator didn't quite go to the top floor. After one of her residents was finished with the bedpan, she...
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    Why Women Are Crabby

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was about the funniest thing I ever
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    Why Women Are Crabby

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable...
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    Chinese Proverbs

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano,...
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    Chinese Proverbs

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hi Funnygirl Unh-hunh,
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    Chinese Proverbs

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Cheerfuldoer, Velly guud proverb, velly guud indeed.
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    Chinese Proverbs

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sank you, sank you! I now take a bow! I happy you like Chinese proverbs. They provide a lot of wisdom, you sink
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    Chinese Proverbs

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    My pleasure, funnygirl_rn. I love to laugh too, and I honestly can't thing of a better remedy for what ails
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    Chinese Proverbs

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hi all, Aussie, I'm glad you enjoyed the good laugh. Gwenith, your all time favorite: Man with both feet on ground cannot put on pants is a good one too. And, Good_Queen_Bess, The upright organ is...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Woooo hooo! What an experience! In the recent past, I was a patient recovering from an anaphylactoid reaction to Niacin. Being a light sleeper, I heard a shuffling sound. When I opened my eyes, I saw...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hi there Untamedspirit, Thanks for posting a reply to my message. I think it's therapy for the soul to post and to read humorous experiences in nursing. It keeps us going, don't you think? I see that...