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Chinese Proverbs

:D Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to do a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crab.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.:D

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My all time favourite

Man with both feet on the ground cannot put pants on!

Love the one about the "upright organ".

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Hi all,

Aussie, I'm glad you enjoyed the good laugh.

Gwenith, your all time favorite: Man with both feet on ground cannot put on pants is a good one too.

And, Good_Queen_Bess, The upright organ is funny. My favorites are the last three, and "It take many nail to build one crib, but one screw to fill it."

Cheers, all ;)

I really enjoyed these, thanks!

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My pleasure, funnygirl_rn. I love to laugh too, and I honestly can't thing of a better remedy for what ails us.

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:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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Sank you, sank you! I now take a bow!

I happy you like Chinese proverbs. They provide a lot of wisdom, you sink so?

My favorite Chinese Proverb is:

Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. :D

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Cheerfuldoer,

Velly guud proverb, velly guud indeed.

:kiss

Originally posted by Frances LeMay

My pleasure, funnygirl_rn. I love to laugh too, and I honestly can't thing of a better remedy for what ails us.

Ditto Frances LeMay!! :)

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