screwielouie

screwielouie specializes in med/surg, ED, ICU, long term care..

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1. Best & Worst April Fool's Pranks

   screwielouie replied to Fran_Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   THAT'SDEFINITELY ONE FOR THE RECORD! HAHAHAHAHA

2. The Outhouse

   screwielouie replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   Outrageous!!!! That was a good one. It sounds like a bind I would have gotten myself into when I was

3. Open mouth, insert foot.

   screwielouie replied to screwielouie's topic in Nursing Humor

   As am I. I thought I was the only one in this world. You are my

4. 9 simple rules for the smart @$$ prankster.

   screwielouie replied to screwielouie's topic in Nursing Humor

   Youv'e GOT to be a good prankster to know that one!!!! You are dedicated!!!! My good friend bandit. I like your

5. 9 simple rules for the smart @$$ prankster.

   screwielouie posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   In response to Lisa's wanting lessons from us smartass pranksters. Well Miss Lisa, Lesson #1, If it makes you cringe, do it to someone else. #2 If it grosses you out or freaks you out, scares you or...

6. I'm not that big a jerk!

   screwielouie replied to screwielouie's topic in Nursing Humor

   Well Miss Lisa, Lesson #1, If it makes you cringe, do it to someone else. #2 If it grosses you out or freaks you out or scares you in any way, NEVER let anyone know. This gives the illusion of...

7. Open mouth, insert foot.

   screwielouie replied to screwielouie's topic in Nursing Humor

   Well Miss Lisa, if you think that was odd, look at my other post "I'm not that big a jerk". I think you'll like it lol. Thanks. Don't be a stranger....

8. I'm not that big a jerk!

   screwielouie replied to screwielouie's topic in Nursing Humor

   Funny you should mention that. That's one of my favorite gags. Warm apple juice in a (scribbled name) specimen container. When the other nurse says toss it, I say "no sense in wasting it" and down...

9. Open mouth, insert foot.

   screwielouie replied to screwielouie's topic in Nursing Humor

   Never know bandit, never

10. I'm not that big a jerk!

    screwielouie replied to screwielouie's topic in Nursing Humor

    Why thank you. You are too kind. I will have more up when I have time. I look forward to your future

11. I'm not that big a jerk!

    screwielouie posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Ok so I am a prankster by nature and not to toot my own horn (HONK HONK) but I can even surprise myself sometimes with the ideas I come up with. There I was, an ED tech in Colorado. I was working in...

12. Open mouth, insert foot.

    screwielouie posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Before I was a nurse, I did some phlebotomy. I am always a smart ass. I have a knack however to make patients of all ages very comfortable and calm. Exept this one time!! I was drawing blood on a...