Posting Styles

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In reading the posts on all nurses over a decade since I've been a member I've noticed that there are distinct styles. Some have posts or questions which are short, sweet, and to the point. These types of posters use paragraphs with a cadence which is easily read. Others will type long run on sentences using no commas paragraphs or other types of pauses and it's almost like what we in psych call push of speech where an extremely long statement is made in one breath like they're hyperverbal and  loquacious and I guess it's because they're trying to type as fast as they have thoughts but I really don't know I can only surmise which means guess you know? Some posters find it necessary (and I am guilty of the same thing) of using parentheses instead of adjectives to (aforementionly) describe the thing (or situation or person or whatever). I can understand the use of parentheses (sometimes), however I believe (and this is only MHO) parentheses should be used sparingly like the first time I type Wrongway Regional Medical Center, I will thereafter just type (WRMC) without the parentheses except right after I type Wrongway Regional Medical Center (WRMC) < like that. Speaking of parentheses (and I know this is a long post, so please excuse me), sometimes posters will give a nurse or a patient or a nurse, doctor, ect. (not electroconvulsive therapy but Latin for "and so on") and then say right after they give the name (not their real name) like we're some sort of HIPAA Head Hunters and we're going to track down that patient, nurse or doctor ect. and say, "This member who's name I really don't know, but goes by Davey Do said your name on a post and I think that that's a HIPAA violation so I think he should get in trouble, don't you?" And what's this thing about asking questions? Why can't members just answer the OP on the information given instead of being like some sort of interrogator and drill (or grill, I get those two mixed up, like the Aztec's and the Inca's) them for the answers. It's like their not expecting some sort of Spanish Inquisition (I know- no one expects a Spanish Inquisition) and being run over by a bus, or thrown under a bus like some of my coworkers have done to me! And I'm not being a victim here even though everyone bullies me and I try my best not to wear my Little Lamb Perfume Scent #5 when I go to work on the Pack of Wolves unit (that's what we call the unit where all the older nurses work). Does anybody else have this problem?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
30 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

Love you more.

Oh- I forgot to say, after love you more...

 

...Banana face!

 

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Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

Trying to send you a PM but no send button... and I have plenty of posts. ??? What am I doing wrong?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
19 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

Trying to send you a PM but no send button... 

Here, HB. You can borrow mine:

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Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

Got your PM, but despite the note that I should be able to respond, there's no send button there for me. ?  Sorry... Certainly not mistaking you for... somebody else, LOL

You are so generous, that's one of the things I always liked about you. ?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
1 hour ago, Hannahbanana said:

Trying to send you 

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Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

I remember Comic Sans and siggy lines fondly. Cf above.

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

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Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

Are you talking about replacing your avatar? I can do this for you ... I just need your confirmation.

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

Yep. Can you pick it up from the post to DaveyDo, or do you need it directly?

Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

Huh?

Do you want your apple avatar or Davey Do's banana character?

which one...

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Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

The apple, please. Since I'm a devoted mac person and that's Steve Jobs' profile in there. ?

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

THANK YOU!!! (I’d send a pm but I can’t) This looks great!!!

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