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I'm not tryin to take selfies with it or anything (yay, selfie stick!) but I typically take a gander. And yes, I've had several patients look at me like I was from planet poop fetish when I asked similar questions. Yet I'm supposed to take this response as totally normal:
When asking a gentleman if he wanted to stop at the sink to wash his hands after a visit to the porcelain convenience for a bm, he stared at me for a second and stated flatly, "I didn't go to college or nothin, but I did learn enough in life to know how not to get $&?! (Poop) on my hands, lady."
What a charmer. I forced a wad of hand sanitizer on him anyway. He was less than enchanted with my efforts.
Emergent, RN
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I had a patient come in the other day with abdominal symptoms. I was asking the usual questions, including what did his BM look like.
I'm surprised how many people don't look before flushing! Did something go wrong in toilet training? Did their parent or guardian instill a shame or revulsion to poop?
And what does Sigmund Freud have to say about this subject?
Sincerely Curious,
Emergent