When a woman should call it a nite....

  1. Let's see what happens with this one!... lolWhen A Woman Should Call it a Night...

    1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

    2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay
    while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

    3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe
    I could do it too.

    4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
    Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

    5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even
    though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

    6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

    7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

    8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

    9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

    10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
    or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

    11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
    them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

    12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

    13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
    lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

    14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

    15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG
    WAY but..."

    16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

    17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

    18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

    19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on
    the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

    20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
    problems walking straight.

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  3. by   NurseShell
    OMG That is TOO funny...I'm gonna go look for a funny pic that fits this perfectly...back soon
  4. by   NurseShell
  5. by   klhs

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...."Party til they are pretty!"
  6. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    Ummm.....I think I've BEEN that woman once or twice.....LMAO:imbar
  7. by   2ndCareerRN
    Oh my, I could throw up a whole lot of "priceless" pics involving women and drink.....but most are not suitable for this website.

  8. by   Darlene K.
  9. by   OzNurse69
    Originally posted by BelindaLPN
    Ummm.....I think I've BEEN that woman once or twice.....LMAO:imbar
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    Yup, BEEN that woman, KNOW that woman (....several copies of her, in fact!!),
    kinda scary, isn't it????!!!
  10. by   emily_mom
    Me too....back in the day anyway...
  11. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by emily_mom
    Me too....back in the day anyway...
  12. by   nursedawn67
    Been there done that! LOL
  13. by   zudy
    Yes, I'm afraid I have also been there, done that and bought that T-shirt.:imbar "I'll never forget that night because I don't remember a thing that happened."
  14. by   FullMoonMadness
    OMG! were you watching me at Revolutions last night?