Ways to describe people you meet

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Ways to describe people you meet

Some useful descriptions of people you may encounter from day to day:

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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching

A room temperature IQ

Got a full 6-pack, but he's missing the plastic thingy that holds them

together

A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on

Bright as Alaska in December

During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group

One celled organisms outscore him on IQ tests

Fell out of the family tree

Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming

He's so dense that light bends around him

If he were any more stupid, you'd have to water him twice a week

Its hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm

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Specializes in Nephrology, Cardiology, ER, ICU.

Lol!

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Specializes in Neuro.

My personal favorite is...

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

Or, with my friends who are familiar with that expression "He's a little... pastel."

Meghan

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Specializes in surgical, emergency.

Those are great!!

Isn't it interesting how we all have these, for the people we meet and work with!!

How about: P.I.W.L.

Personality Incompatable With Life.

That covers thing pretty well too, at times.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

One of my favorites is, "Her/his elevator doesn't go to the top floor."

another one is, "Definition of marblehead, All marbles, no brain."

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My fav....A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock!

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Specializes in Utilization Management.

"He's a couple of quarts low...."

"Lights are on, but nobody's home...."

"Not the sharpest tool in the shed...."

:rotfl:

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Looks like he/she got beat with an ugly stick.

Not the brightest bulb in the box.

A few grapes short of a picnic.

A few bricks short of a load.

Not the brightest bear in the woods.

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

A few marbles short of a collection

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead

Two clowns shy of a circus

Receiver's off the hook

Too much yardage between the goal posts

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

Slinky's kinked

His brain's so small you could put it in the butt of a gnat and it'd roll around like a bean in a boxcar! :chuckle

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Specializes in LTC.

If he had any sense he'd be dangerous

Not the brightest bulb in the pack

a few cards short of a deck

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