The Top 25 Witty Things to Say to Your - page 2
The Top 25 Witty Things to Say to Your Doctor During a Pelvic or Prostate Exam 25> "Take it easy, Doc -- you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 24> "Hey, my chi is... Read More
Sep 3, '02Occupation: RN Specialty: correctional, psych, ICU, CCU, ER ; Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 620; Likes: 85:roll :roll :roll :roll
"Did you find my ring in there?"
Sep 3, '02Occupation: ER staff nurse Specialty: 30 year(s) of experience in ER, amb surg, home health ; Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 25; Likes: 19Pelvic near-disaster averted:
Last year an un-manned parked car started rolling downhill in the ER parking lot. It crashed, rear-end first, into the pelvic room in the ER. Shoved the wall and entire cupboard infrastructure into the room's interior, stopping at the exact place the doc sits during pelvics. The room was empty, thank goodness, but could you imagine if it happened during a pelvic....talk about your "Jaws of Life!" "Hey doc! Go towards the light!!"
Sep 3, '02Occupation: Nurse Educator/QI/informaticist Joined: Jun '01; Posts: 31; Likes: 21How about:
from an overweight patient: Have you found that skinny person they say is inside me trying desperately to get out? She's taking up too much room and pushing my dress size up.
Are you sure you can see OK since my contacts probably aren't the same prescription as yours?
Watch that you don't undo my belly button or my behind might fall off.
Sep 3, '02Joined: Dec '00; Posts: 830; Likes: 64Ask the Dr if your hats on straight.
I loved this and have sent it to every Dr and Nurse I have thier email addys.... God I love this stuff sick and humor all in one
Sep 5, '02Occupation: lpn alzheimers unit Joined: Dec '01; Posts: 31i laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg
Sep 5, '02Occupation: ER RN Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 112; Likes: 3Absolutely hysterical andylane...will shoot it off to all the nurses in my dept.
Too funny latteguzzler... I work EMS with the fire dept on my days off...so got a real kick out of that story...lololol
Sep 5, '02Occupation: CNA Joined: Oct '01; Posts: 25; Likes: 1And they called it... papsmear looooooove!
Good grief! If i laugh anymore I'll wet myself!
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Sep 5, '02Occupation: CNA Joined: May '02; Posts: 5:roll HOORAY FOR WORK HUMOR!! LET'S GET MORE PEOPLE IN ON THE SECRET!!
Sep 7, '02Occupation: RN and blogger extraordinaire Specialty: 20 year(s) of experience in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych ; From: OR, US ; Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 26,953; Likes: 44,677I just had a rather involved GYN exam myself. I almost asked my doc if he'd found Jimmy Hoffa yet?! :-D
Sep 8, '02Occupation: Psychiatric Nurse II maxi-max prison Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 2ROTFL!!!!!I plan to use # 23 on my next pelvic! He looks all of 14 years old (just showing my age I guess) and really gets flustered.
Dec 30, '02Occupation: Student Joined: Dec '02; Posts: 1,778; Likes: 20These were hilarious!! Keep 'em coming!!!
Jan 1, '03Occupation: Currently urgent care center Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 128; Likes: 18Originally posted by illya
i laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg
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Jan 1, '03Occupation: Currently urgent care center Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 128; Likes: 18Per a friend of a friend:
A woman cannot find/remove her tampon and has to have it done at the ER. Returns home and gets ready for her blind date that night.
The date turns out to be the ER doc who removed her tampon!!
She says,"I can't go out with YOU!" He says, "It's my job, it's not a big deal." They go out and eventually get married!!!