The Top 25 Witty Things to Say to Your - page 2

The Top 25 Witty Things to Say to Your Doctor During a Pelvic or Prostate Exam 25> "Take it easy, Doc -- you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 24> "Hey, my chi is... Read More

  1. by   JailRN
    :roll :roll :roll :roll


    "Did you find my ring in there?"
  2. by   LatteGuzzler
    Pelvic near-disaster averted:
    Last year an un-manned parked car started rolling downhill in the ER parking lot. It crashed, rear-end first, into the pelvic room in the ER. Shoved the wall and entire cupboard infrastructure into the room's interior, stopping at the exact place the doc sits during pelvics. The room was empty, thank goodness, but could you imagine if it happened during a about your "Jaws of Life!" "Hey doc! Go towards the light!!"
  3. by   nerdse
    How about:
    from an overweight patient: Have you found that skinny person they say is inside me trying desperately to get out? She's taking up too much room and pushing my dress size up.
    Are you sure you can see OK since my contacts probably aren't the same prescription as yours?
    Watch that you don't undo my belly button or my behind might fall off.
    Ask the Dr if your hats on straight.
    I loved this and have sent it to every Dr and Nurse I have thier email addys.... God I love this stuff sick and humor all in one
  5. by   illya
    i laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg
  6. by   AlaskanRN
    Absolutely hysterical andylane...will shoot it off to all the nurses in my dept.

    Too funny latteguzzler... I work EMS with the fire dept on my days got a real kick out of that story...lololol
  7. by   Jacaut
    And they called it... papsmear looooooove!

    Good grief! If i laugh anymore I'll wet myself!

    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

  8. by   Jill M'ree
  9. by   VivaLasViejas
    I just had a rather involved GYN exam myself. I almost asked my doc if he'd found Jimmy Hoffa yet?! :-D
  10. by   wofl
    ROTFL!!!!!I plan to use # 23 on my next pelvic! He looks all of 14 years old (just showing my age I guess) and really gets flustered.
  11. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    These were hilarious!! Keep 'em coming!!!

  12. by   Momto3RN
    Originally posted by illya
    i laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg

    :roll :roll :roll :roll

    Too funny!!
  13. by   Momto3RN
    Per a friend of a friend:

    A woman cannot find/remove her tampon and has to have it done at the ER. Returns home and gets ready for her blind date that night.

    The date turns out to be the ER doc who removed her tampon!!

    She says,"I can't go out with YOU!" He says, "It's my job, it's not a big deal." They go out and eventually get married!!!

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