The only true and classic nursing joke

  1. Here it is the only TRUE & CLASSIC nursing joke.

    A little old man was admitted to a nursing home. On the first day they sat him out in a big chair and the nurse noticed he was slowly sliding over to his right side so she went over and straightened him up in his chair. The next day again he was again sitting out in big chair and this time the nurse noticed him slowly leaning over to his left so she came over and straightened him up. The third day he is sitting out again and this time the nurse notices he is slowly leaning forward almost doubled so once more she goes over and straightens him up in the chair. On the weekend his daughter was visiting and asked how he liked living in the home.

    "It's alright I suppose" he grumped "Food is OK but I don't like the nurses!"
    Shocked his daughter says "Why ever not they seem very diligent?"
    "Yeah!' he replied "But they won't let a fella fart!"

    And how many little old men have you help straighten up in a chair?
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  3. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    Hehehehe! this was funny!
  4. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    Here's my favorite:

    A woman was found dead. How did the cops know she was a nurse?

    Because her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her @$$ was chewed out.
  5. by   gwenith
    LUUUVVVED IT!!! I will add it to my list
  6. by   renerian
    Cute..........................gave me a chuckle.........

  7. by   Jay-Jay
    Here's another real nursing classic:

    How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Only one, but then it takes her a whole hour to complete the necessary paperwork!
  8. by   CraftyLPN
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  10. by   NS_RN
    Here's my favorite nursing joke...

    What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket??
    "Hey! Some a$$hole has my pen!"
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle