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OK I will own up to this one. Every now and then I teach university students. I had told them that I thought they should learn how to do bladder palps before they used a scanner because it was... Read More

  1. by ryaninmtv
    Sep 14, '02
    Occupation: Vice President Specialty: 21 year(s) of experience in Case Management, Life Care Planning ; Joined: Jul '01; Posts: 127; Likes: 14
    Priming the penile pump. I doesn't get any better than that.
  2. by nakitamoon
    Sep 15, '02
    Occupation: Director of nursing in an assisted living facility Joined: Jul '01; Posts: 708; Likes: 3
    kurtz,,,,,,

    omg,,,,,, LMAO,,,,,,

    Thank you so much for the laugh,,,, No coffee on monitor here,,,, all over keyboard,,,,

    mmm note to self,,, buy keyboard for spare,,,,,

    ~~kita
  3. by joannep
    Sep 16, '02
    Occupation: District Nurse Specialty: Community, Renal, OR ; From: AU ; Joined: Aug '00; Posts: 446; Likes: 135
    Just love it Kurtz, Working with you in QLD must be a hoot.

    Joanne

    In cold Melbourne, where it was 25C yesterday and 16C today!
  4. by rncountry
    Sep 16, '02
    Joined: Jun '00; Posts: 1,017; Likes: 32
    OMG, I am still laughing! Gonna have to tell this one at work tomorrow!
  5. by teeituptom
    Sep 17, '02
    Occupation: ER RN Specialty: ER,ICU,L&D,OR,ETC ; Joined: May '01; Posts: 5,588; Likes: 566
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heat of texas

    I pulled a good one back when I was still a charge nurse.It was the middle of the night shift when the sono tech, called and said Tom, Do you have any condoms???? I repied what the hell you need those for. Im too old and too married where I havent bought any in a couple of decades. And never have seeing a transvaginal ultrasound I was totally clueless.
    Once clarified to me though, I gave her 10 bucks and sent her to the stoor to get some. Situation remedied. Im not too old learn just a little slow at times



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  6. by TracyB,RN
    Sep 17, '02
    Occupation: Yeah, I have one Specialty: 14 year(s) of experience in jack of all trades, master of none ; Joined: Jun '01; Posts: 669; Likes: 42
    LOL, I HATE it when that happens
  7. by imenid37
    Sep 17, '02
    Joined: Mar '02; Posts: 1,843; Likes: 1,237
    i must say, i am glad my bladder was not full when i read that one!
  8. by sunnygirl272
    Sep 17, '02
    From: NY, US ; Joined: May '02; Posts: 4,130; Likes: 91



    or, for the more exciting patient:

  9. by teeituptom
    Sep 18, '02
    Occupation: ER RN Specialty: ER,ICU,L&D,OR,ETC ; Joined: May '01; Posts: 5,588; Likes: 566
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heat of texas


    Dang, thank you. Its been so long since I needed a condom, I didnt even know they came in packages like that KISS one. Its been at least 2 decades since Ive needed one. But if I ever do I will keep these in mind





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